Bossy is staring at the ceiling light fixture in her hotel room and it looks like this: This is one of the most popular fixtures in the known universe. Sometimes the form is simple and sometimes it’s more ornate: Ceiling lights are hideous anyway but – come on people – can’t you see this is…
Archives for April 2006
Dear Bossy
When I was wandering around my local plant nursery last weekend I noticed some varieties marked ‘Heirloom’. What are these plants, and what’s the difference between them and everything else? – Mr. McGregor —————– Dear MacDaddy, • Heirloom plants are open-pollinated cultivars – which means the seed is pollinated by bees and wind – not…
ADVICE OF THE DAY – A Healthy Alternative to Assisted-Care Living.
Whenever Bossy looks out the train window, all she can think about is how easy it would be to dump a dead body. The Northeast Corridor is supposed to be so fucking overpopulated – but all Bossy sees is abandoned dumpsters on vacated cinder lots and miles & miles of scabby weed tree forests. With…