When last we saw Bossy she was suffering
silently from heart palpitations and a low-grade fever. Because it was right before the weekend, Bossy decided she should make an appointment with her esteemed Cardiologist– because the doctor’s office loves when you do that on a Friday afternoon.
Lucky for Bossy she secured an appointment right away, because Bossy has a preexisting medical condition she likes to call D-a-d. Raise your hand if you knew Bossy’s father was a heart doctor:
And he isn’t just a heart doctor, he’s A Heart Doctor with heart, the best in the business. For instance the Surgeon General used to be his patient. Other famous patients: Ben Franklin. *
And so after lunch, Bossy and her husband climbed into their car to travel the twenty minutes toward her dad’s office, which given the gorgeous weather was a very relaxing drive:
Bossy’s father works in a group with other cardiologists in a very prestigious office building in the city:
In no time at all Bossy and her husband were situated in the waiting room:
Bossy decided to wander over to the reading rack to get caught up with the latest happenings in this week’s Tiger Beat magazine:
But before she could finish the article about The Cruelest Funeral Scams, Bossy was called into her dad’s exam room:
Next Bossy’s dad took Bossy’s blood pressure and he took an EKG and he listened to her
complaining lungs and he listened to her heart. And of course Bossy was completely normal because there is a fascinating physiological event that occurs whenever Bossy visits her father in his office:
So just to make certain, Bossy underwent a Treadmill Stress Test and an Echocardiogram. Both were normal. Which means Bossy
has Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome mixed with Perimenopause mixed with Hypoglycemia is actually going to be fine.
But until she rids herself of the low-grade fever associated with her
Pulmonary Embolism common virus, she’ll be taking two Inderal tablets a day.
* Bossy isn’t just being cruel, her dad’s patient was a successful actor who most often portrayed Ben Franklin.