Yesterday Bossy travelled to New York City to use a few public restrooms. And she swears this had nothing to do with the need to get her hair trimmed, where swears equals the curses lobbed at Bossy by her Poverty Party participants.
And while in New York City, Bossy fell in love with a new gay:
Bossy’s new gay with his smart suit jacket and shorts passed in front of Bossy as Bossy was exiting Macy’s, which had everything to do with Macy’s delightful restroom and absolutely nothing to do with Bossy’s new sunglasses.
Bossy’s new gay exuded fun and had a snarky optimistic air which instantly reminded Bossy of her friend Vuboq. So Bossy trailed her new gay for a few blocks, plotting ways to bring he and Vuboq together:
Next Bossy used a restroom on the fifth floor of a rehabilitated warehouse which coincidentally houses Bossy’s Italian boyfriend.
Next Bossy met up with her son and walked to a restroom. A restroom attached to a lovely outdoor cafe featuring Pinot Noir and a shared order of pâté.
And while sitting in the outdoor cafe attached to the lovely restroom, Bossy and her son saw a guy walking down the street with a cat perched upright on his head! Unlike the surrounding natives who ignored the sight, Bossy decided to scramble for her camera to capture this image for her readers!
And then Bossy and her son walked to the park where Bossy spied a girl with a hula hoop:
Bossy admits she became more than a little mesmerized by the girl’s ass and the possibility that hula hooping creates panty lines only Jennifer Lopez can get away with.
Next Bossy and her son walked to a restroom surrounded by thai food. And then the two stood outside of a bustling train station and said their goodbyes, Bossy shouting orders at her baby son’s back as he disappeared into the thick crowd, such as, “Look both ways before crossing the street!”