Welcome to the (No) Book Tour Countdown, where Bossy will — and this is a stretch — count down the days until she leaves on her (No) Book Tour. Bossy will use this space to detail what she’s up to as she plans, organizes, and collapses in fits. Shall we?
Try not to think Bossy is too sexy for this road trip, but the above boxes are what arrived in the mail today — they are knee-high compression stockings. In nude.
Isn’t it a coincidence that the girl on the front of the box is also climbing out of her road trip car, after waking up at 4:30 a.m., so she can drive for six hours, keeping herself awake by allowing herself one Pringle every mile marker?
Except Bossy doesn’t drive in heels, she wears sneakers, and Bossy doesn’t drive in a dress, she drives in yoga pants, and Bossy doesn’t drive, she forges ahead.
Anyway, this is what Bossy is up to these days: fretting over the planning of her itinerary and awaiting UPS trucks which deliver things Bossy will need while she’s gone, such as these stockings and a package of her favorite
ace bandages bras.
Speaking of Bossy’s (No) Book Tour, if you did not fill out this quick and easy form, you are not officially signed-up for Bossy’s trip — which means you won’t get the emails regarding meet-ups, you won’t be listed on the map or links list, so please go to that form now!
Bossy wants You!