Sometimes Bossy likes to think about how much Jennifer Grey’s face confuses Bossy when she is bored — not when Jennifer Grey is bored, but when Bossy is bored, where bored equals avoiding things.
As some of you may remember, where some of you refers to those few people left who are older than Bossy, Jennifer Grey made her acting debut in 1986 when she played that girl with irrepressible hair in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Also she was his little sister:
The next year Jennifer Grey made a splash in Dirty Dancing, where she played that girl with irrepressible hair. Also there was dancing.
And then Bossy lost track of Jennifer Grey until a woman with her name showed up on a television series with the biblical title It’s Like You Know. And on this show Jennifer Grey played a girl with decidedly repressible hair.
Much was made around this time of Jennifer Grey’s nose job, which she admitted carved much of her ethnicity away and made it more difficult for her to get acting gigs. Bossy isn’t even sure why Jennifer Grey got a nose job — Bossy loved jennifer Grey’s nose. And it’s not like nose jobs run in Jennifer Grey’s family.
But it wasn’t just her nose that made Jennifer Grey look so different. In fact, the general shape of her nose remained the same:
So then Bossy began thinking maybe it’s Jennifer Grey’s eyes that look so different.
Anyway, Bossy told you she was
avoiding things bored. The end.