This is a photo of Bossy taken yesterday. Except it’s not really Bossy, and she isn’t in a full body cast. But she did injure her left index finger when grating ginger on Saturday night. Bossy understands this doesn’t sound like much of an injury, but believe Bossy, it isn’t:
Still, it makes typing a challenge, especially since Bossy learned when her gays were visiting last summer that Bossy is in fact a pecker.
Oh not that kind of pecker, silly Bossy — but rather the kind of pecker who types utilizing the two index fingers only. To make the situation easier to understand, Bossy will now write the previous sentence skipping those letters she would otherwise type with her injured finger:
But fear not, because when it comes to recovering from a grated finger, Bossy has been told it heals quickly. Of course Bossy was talking to herself at the time.
And while we all wait for the healing with bated breath because we thankfully don’t know what bated even means, Bossy would like to draw your attention to the new Far-Flung Correspondent in the bottom of the left column. If you aren’t reading these college tidbits written by Bossy’s son, you should be reading these college tidbits by Bossy’s son!
Thank you, and see you tomorrow.