Recently Bossy wrote about her new obsession Tracy Anderson, who is the fitness guru to the stars, where stars equal Gwyneth Paltrow. This got Bossy thinking about how annoying Gwyneth Paltrow is. Shall we?
Of course Gwyneth is beautiful — but more than that, Gwyneth has made a career out of sitting in the front row during fashion week, and she understands what kind of clothes look best on her perfectly toned frame, and that mathematical formula is as follows:
Which leads Bossy to the next reason Gwyneth Paltrow is annoying: she built her own light-filled, breezy workout studio on her property in the Hamptons:
And in this workout studio, celebrity fitness guru Tracy Anderson and Gwyneth Paltrow do all kinds of customized exercises, like hanging from custom ropes:
But before Bossy leaves the subject of annoying Gwyneth’s house in the Hamptons, Bossy would like to discuss annoying Gwyneth’s house in the Hamptons. Y’all. So annoying:
Speaking of Gwyneth’s husband Chris Martin, he’s another reason to find Gwyneth annoying:
And while on the subject of bands and the famous singers who front bands, Gwyneth Paltrow learned to sing for her latest role as a country music singer. So now Gwyneth can sing. So annoying.
Gwyneth has other talents too. Like cooking. In this capacity, Gwyneth travels all around the world with Mario Batali sampling exotic regional food. For free:
Oh, and Gwyneth has this very unpopular blog, called Goop. Bossy feels sorry for her.
And arguably one of Gwyneth’s most annoying talents is, unlike certain other tall bloggers who have to enroll in heel camp, Gwyneth can effortlessly walk in high heels:
And there are other reasons to find Gwyneth annoying. Lots.
But easily the most annoying thing about Gwyneth Paltrow is: Bossy kinda likes her.