You are looking at The Artist Formerly Known as The Silver Fox, but you can call him Bossy’s Unhusband.
It’s been one year since Bossy packed up her car with one change of clothes because she knew she’d be back in the morning!
Many people and even friends and sometimes neighbors and occasionally family want to know why it is Bossy and her husband separated last May when in fact no one has separated from anyone else — and to that, Bossy answers: because! There. It’s always nice to clear things up.
Actually, it’s this: the way Bossy has it figured, when you have children, there are three distinct components to every divorce.
First there’s the couple:
Second, there are the kids:
But sometimes the kids also includes the extended family of friends who are integral to your life:
And third, there’s the family house:
But it’s not just the house as a material object, but rather the things that happen within that house:
To review, there are exactly three components to every family divorce: the couple, the kids, the friends of the kids, the kids of the friends, the extended family, the house, and the stuff that happens in that house.
Bossy and her husband decided to end their relationship as a married couple, but they made a commitment to each other and to all of the other components of their life together, and it goes like this: to have each other’s backs, to honor the past they’ve spent together, and to move forward as gracefully as possible, keeping the family house a continued hub where everyone can gather.
And when Bossy’s friends inquire in a perplexed and surprisingly annoyed way why Bossy’s car is always in her sister mercy I thought you moved out driveway, Bossy will continue to answer in this way:
In the very near future Bossy may have the finances to set up a parallel homestead within a pleasing proximity. But until such time, Bossy will continue to haunt her family house, prompting it to live and breathe in a big, odd, happy, evolving family way.
pamela dayton time says
June 8, 2011 at 11:36 amGood for you.
Really.
So many people aren’t able to be gracious when they are divorcing. You’re setting a good example for your kids.
MidLifeMama says
June 8, 2011 at 11:38 amThere really are no rules around how to make this work for you. I personally think you are doing exactly the right thing for your family/friends/home and you will do what needs to be done to make sure everyone is OK. Kudos to you.
Sugar Jones says
June 8, 2011 at 11:40 amThis post warms my heart.
🙂
WebSavvyMom says
June 8, 2011 at 11:48 am–>I was really hoping by calling him your husband mid-post that the surprise ending was he wasn’t your unhusband anymore but your husband again.
It’s great how well you two co-habitat without habitating?
I’m confusing myself.
Kevin Atkins says
June 8, 2011 at 11:49 amFantastic!
Families reconfigure themselves many times across a life. How wonderful and sensible and compassionate and humane to do it with love and respect and care.
As many polyamorists have noted, Americans don’t do breakups well. And, we have so few pop culture examples… or even deep culture examples of it. This is one right here.
I love my ex’s. Hopefully they love me. I want their greatest happiness, and I want to be part of their happiness. They’re all great people, that’s why I fell in love with them in the first place.
Thank you for telling your stories.
Meg T. says
June 8, 2011 at 11:50 amThis is awesome. If only my divorced parents could have come to this agreement amicably like you. I miss awesome parties at my childhood home.
I feel like adult children (adult-ish, since I believe your daughter is in high school yeah?) of (un)divorced parents have a weird situation to begin with and to not really have a home base to return to while your folks split is rough. Good for you guys to think of all the components of a messy situation.
Good luck!
chook says
June 8, 2011 at 11:52 amthis was a powerful post. wow.
Bitchin' Amy says
June 8, 2011 at 11:53 amI think you already sound pretty evolved. Actually, you and your unhusband sound positively rational about all this! Good for you and good for your kids, who are going to benefit hugely from this.
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] says
June 8, 2011 at 11:56 amSounds like the Bossy family is very mature and loving and perfect for Bossy.
elz says
June 8, 2011 at 11:59 amYou are handling this un-divorce with such grace and honesty. I’d wager that you are on better terms and more civil to your un-husband than many married couples! Good luck, sweet friend.
Deb says
June 8, 2011 at 12:02 pmTotally get it. Respect and love, babe. So much love. I think it sounds perfect, and perfectly component-rich.
Angella says
June 8, 2011 at 12:09 pmThis is beautiful, lady.
LOD says
June 8, 2011 at 12:12 pmI love big gatherings like that. You might be working through a lot of marital flux, but you’re blessed out the wazoo.
Chrissy says
June 8, 2011 at 12:12 pmI love how grown up and mature your solution/situation is. Your children are super lucky to have such thoughtful and wise (and beautiful and cool) parents. xoxo
the 7msn ranch says
June 8, 2011 at 12:14 pmYou’re one of a kind, Bossy, and that’s why we keep comin’ back.
Jessica says
June 8, 2011 at 12:25 pmAmen.
Jennifer says
June 8, 2011 at 12:25 pmYou are amazing!!!
Carroll says
June 8, 2011 at 12:32 pmKudos, Bossy. Kudos galore!
But (sorry — it must be asked) is that by any chance a Christmas wreath featured above the front porch there…on Memorial Day?
No judgment, just curious…Maybe it’s some festive Philadelphia area tradition of which I am unaware 🙂
Julie Marsh says
June 8, 2011 at 12:34 pmI want Bossy’s family. In our case, my family allowed estate disputes to destroy the latter three components. Much admiration for your family’s devotion to keeping those intact.
habanerogal says
June 8, 2011 at 12:35 pmI LOVE that this arrangement works for your family an inspiration and an example to all families in transition.
KathyB says
June 8, 2011 at 12:42 pmFamilies and extended families can be the treasures of life. It seems that Bossy’s familiars know that already. I seem to recall that Bossy was nurtured in a somewhat communal high rise building. Gave a good foundation for finding your own path, huh.
Thank you, Bossy. You honor your council.
Charlie says
June 8, 2011 at 12:47 pmAs splits go, I’ve seen far worse. Done far worse. Your post is a reminder that a couple is a community with bonds and history that extend far beyond two individuals.
Half Assed Kitchen says
June 8, 2011 at 12:47 pmI love how evolved you are, too, sweet friend. But I worry that someone else may snatch up the Silver Fox…
Meg at the Members Lounge says
June 8, 2011 at 1:33 pmBravo, sweet BOSSY!
Annie says
June 8, 2011 at 1:47 pmGood for you, both, Bossy. You guys are the most civilized separating/and/or/divorcing folks I know. Also, you are both way more civilized than many still-married folks I know. Good for you.
Sally says
June 8, 2011 at 1:57 pmYou have a beautiful heart. 🙂
tj says
June 8, 2011 at 2:07 pm…Sounds to me like Bossy may have the best undivorce EVAH’! ;o)
…Blessings Camp Bossy… :o)
Nancy says
June 8, 2011 at 2:07 pmBeautiful … loved and lucky children to have parents that handle the situation with such grace.
Cincy says
June 8, 2011 at 2:21 pmOh. I thought you did it that way because you are, you know, bossy, Bossy. Seriously, kudos to you all!
Bev says
June 8, 2011 at 3:24 pmHow very adult…and I mean that seriously! After two divorces before finally meeting and marrying my amazing husband of 25 years now, I had collected lots of family. I never divorced anyone but the husband, and even that was very cordial…it had to be because I was still a member of all these families. Now that I’m 61, all of my parents-in-law have passed and I miss them all.
Scottsdale Girl says
June 8, 2011 at 3:25 pmSo much SELFLESSNESS during a time when so many would be SELFISH. You are smothered in love and awesome and unhubby gets some internet luv too!
Jami says
June 8, 2011 at 3:52 pmGot it! Thank you SO much for the update, because like a lot of people here, I was worried about the current status of your undivorce.
And I get it, too, because I’m kinda/sorta in the same situation. Only my alternate abode isn’t just around the corner, but it is close enough that we’re all together every weekend.
lauren says
June 8, 2011 at 3:55 pmgrace and dignity my friend, grace and dignity.
Lynda M O says
June 8, 2011 at 4:20 pmDitto to all the lovely comments above me. As the “survivor” of two Divorces that were acrimonious and ugly, I applaud the strength and fortitude of the members of the Bossy family. I only hope that some of us can learn from her example. Love to all the Bossy peeps.
Liz in Virginia says
June 8, 2011 at 4:24 pmThis is my favorite blog post by any blogger, anywhere, ever.
JC says
June 8, 2011 at 4:29 pmAwesome post. You are a classy lady.
Joie says
June 8, 2011 at 5:09 pmWhatever you guys have, you should package it up and sell it to the land of divorce therapists, etc. Seriously, write that book and then you could really afford that home in close proximity.
Heather B. says
June 8, 2011 at 5:53 pmI’m really happy to see things going so well for you all, G. Like others have said there are no rules and you and your unhusband are doing what works best for you and your family. I love that.
Babybloomr says
June 8, 2011 at 5:56 pmBless you for for acknowledging and honoring ALL of the ties that bind us to each other. If anybody can pull this kind of delicate dance off, it would be you, O graceful, leggy one…
As we say in Tennessee, ‘I’m proud to know ya.’
Kathryn (@kat1124) says
June 8, 2011 at 6:13 pmLook at you and your unhusband, rockin’ the undivorce! Glad for you, it’s so much better when we can work things out and stay friends. My philosophy is if I loved you once, there was a reason and I’ll probably love you in some way or another forever. Plus, when you have kids you’re family whether you like it or not.
Rock on with your UNdivorced selves. 🙂
Olivia says
June 8, 2011 at 6:40 pmOlivia still has the original husband but she also has an un-lover (also married) with whom she stays in touch – as well as the un-lover’s wife.
How do you un-love someone?
Susan says
June 8, 2011 at 7:47 pmIt’s so inspiring when people behave like grown ups.
Elizabeth says
June 8, 2011 at 8:01 pmEven though I’ve never met the Bossy family I’ve always thought Bossy and her unhusband were adorable in the pictures Bossy shared. It made me sad when I first heard of the undivorce. But Bossy seems to be doing it right. Kudos to Bossy and her unhusband for showing some class and grace.
Chicky Chicky Baby says
June 8, 2011 at 8:25 pmGah. Love you. Fer chrissake.
Ann says
June 8, 2011 at 8:37 pmAmazing. Seriously. My parents did this exact same thing but in two houses with divorce, remarriages, and with extra acrimony! See? Same same.
Cactus Petunia says
June 8, 2011 at 8:38 pmSister mercy, Bossy! You and your Unhusband have got to be the sweetest and most evolved Uncouple ever!
rory says
June 8, 2011 at 9:50 pmI don’t know how you guys are doing it.
Miss Carol and me are going through a time and if it comes down to it, there is no way I could hang around and be kissy friends.
You’re a better person than I am.
Cupcake Murphy says
June 8, 2011 at 10:35 pmI love that Tribe feeling. There is nothing like it and it makes everything okay.
Beth says
June 8, 2011 at 10:35 pmbeautiful. snifffff….
Marie says
June 8, 2011 at 10:50 pmI love this post…..but especially “to have each other’s backs….”
Lori says
June 8, 2011 at 11:15 pmI love it. Growing up my divorced grandparents were always with us for special family gathering times. My Papaw and his wife and my Mamaw were good friends.
I wish more folks did it like them and you.
p.j. says
June 9, 2011 at 12:16 amYou and your unhusband, children, friends, family, and home are all such a classy, loving act. You are an awesome role model for everyone who knows you – especially and most importantly your two terrific kids. Carry on! Amen to what everyone else here has said as well. HUG!!!
Jenn @ Juggling Life says
June 9, 2011 at 12:43 amI am happy for the update and also very pleased at all the positive comments above mine. It’s too bad Undivorce can’t become the new divorce.
Lynn says
June 9, 2011 at 2:35 amJust like marriage…it’s whatever works for the two people involved. Your un-husband could be a model. 🙂
Cindy in Walla Walla says
June 9, 2011 at 3:47 amJust “Wow” Bossy and Bossy’s family. You are an inspiration to us all. If every family behaved this way? We would live in a different world. An entirely different world.
Thanks Bossy and Bossy’s lovely extended family.
runnergirl says
June 9, 2011 at 7:09 amyou guys really are amazing. Everything else that could be said was said well by the 55 people above me. Just wanted to throw my support into the communal pot!!!!
Heather says
June 9, 2011 at 8:44 amSince I heard your news way back when I worried about you. Being fresh off a real 7 states separate me and the ex divorce I was hoping you could do so much more then I could. (I was lucky, no kids TYVM) See we can only do so much and sometimes we need to take different paths in our lives so that we do not go homicidal or crazy or homicidal… most of the time (like me) you are filled with nothing but resentment for the life you were forced to live for so long before you got the courage to say enough’s enough. Looks like you two were lucky enough to stave off the resentment and entitlement that usually comes from possibly unwanted endings. Bravo for being so much more mature then anyone I know.
Dawn in DC says
June 9, 2011 at 8:48 amThis post moved me. This is exactly what I had been hoping for when I divorced 20 years ago. I got the exact opposite and it really makes me sad. I’m glad for you and glad to know that it wasn’t just a silly dream on my part. This kind of arrangement CAN and DOES work. Good on you. Many blessing for you and yours.
kate says
June 9, 2011 at 8:53 amAfter my first marriage broke up I wanted to run over my ex with a bus. We had three kids together. I don’t feel like that anymore. I really wish though we could have both handled the break up better. I truly applaud you.
MomZombie says
June 9, 2011 at 8:56 amEvery couple with children who is contemplating divorce should read this. You and Molly at Postcards from a Peaceful Divorce (http://www.postcardsfromapeacefuldivorce.com/) have done such a nice job of moving on with grace when your marriages ended. It makes me ashamed of my lousy divorce. On the other hand, how you handle a divorce says a lot about the people involved.
Gramps says
June 9, 2011 at 9:56 amDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gramps says
June 9, 2011 at 9:58 amDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROWNUP
Owengirl79 says
June 9, 2011 at 12:52 pmYou go, Bossy! You (and the unhusband) are beyond wise and so classy. It can’t always be easy but the high road never is!
kerry says
June 9, 2011 at 1:19 pmWish my brother-and sister-in-law could have gone this route. Instead, they embarked on a scorched-earth divorce. Very damaging to them, their child and everyone who loves them. Y’all have made lemonade out of lemons. Cheers!
foolery says
June 9, 2011 at 1:50 pmAnd may it always be so. My highest respect and admiration to you both!
Meg says
June 9, 2011 at 1:57 pmBeen thinking a lot about you, Bossy, and the undivorce. I think this is one of the most enlightened, unselfish approaches to the D word I have ever witnessed. You should write a book.
kathy says
June 9, 2011 at 2:44 pmI think it’s great that you can think of all your loved ones who are affected by the divorce. Could you and your un-husband maybe share the house and the new abode? I mean, switching off so that you both had time there and at the new place. Sharing the cost of the new place?
Kim says
June 9, 2011 at 2:44 pmYOU are cool beyond words. When I ‘grow up’ I wanna be just like you! xoxoxoxox
Elise says
June 9, 2011 at 5:00 pmIt’s unconventional (but since when has Bossy been conventional?) and I love that you’re making it work. I especially like the idea of honoring your past together. It may not work now, but there was something that made it work then and it’s worth remembering.
Shelia says
June 9, 2011 at 5:08 pmI’m really very glad things are civil and wonderful — and I realize I’m going to be the dissenting voice here and will probably be flamed for it — but I’m a little confused. When you say:
“…to have each other’s backs, to honor the past they’ve spent together, and to move forward as gracefully as possible, keeping the family house a continued hub where everyone can gather.”
I don’t know. That sounds a lot like … a pretty good marriage. So I don’t get it. Maybe the particular thing that isn’t working (since, by your definition, everything else IS) is … intimacy? You don’t have to answer … and we can label it rhetorical … but what confuses me is why, if you care so much about each other and everything remains the same, what’s going on?
But then, maybe that’s why you’re calling it an “un-divorce,” which, according to language standards is actually staying married (un = not, therefore: “not divorced”).
Sorry for being the only one to voice something other than utter amazement and adoration. I’ve just always understood that brokenness is painful.
Nevertheless, good luck to you!
mitzie says
June 9, 2011 at 5:11 pmThe best gift you can give your children is an intact family. Looks like the un-divorce does just that.
Frimmy says
June 9, 2011 at 10:39 pmI’m in the exact same situation. You explained it so well. And yes, not a lot ‘get’ it but I think we have a better relationship than many conventionally married couples who have grown to tolerate and resent each other and basically lead separate lives. My son sees his parents speaking respectfully to each other even when disagreeing, working toward common goals, laughing a lot together and loving him with their whole hearts. It seems like it could be a lot worse.
Alexandra says
June 10, 2011 at 1:22 amWhat an example.
No anger at all.
I hope I would be able to do the same, though I fear my Divorce would be motivated by an episode that invovles anger.
DawnA says
June 10, 2011 at 9:58 amIn what is usually a very unbalanced time you have managed to maintain balance. Others should follow your example.
Piper "Ace" Benjamin says
June 10, 2011 at 11:19 amGreat post, Bossy. It all makes a lot of sense to me.
I’m sure there are moments where it doesn’t make sense, but you have a humongous Great Dane to distract you from that.
That IS a Great Dane, right??
Frumptastic says
June 10, 2011 at 11:57 amIf only more couples could separate this way… Perhaps you need to write a book chronicling how to divorce peacefully and with grace.
Michelle says
June 10, 2011 at 1:56 pmThis is the happiest divorce I’ve ever heard of. Maybe? Happy? Or at least no skewer-throwing involved?
surly girl says
June 10, 2011 at 3:35 pmSorry, but I agree with #70. If you really want your kids to be “loved and lucky” and to be “amazing” and an “inspiration” to them……stay together.
Bush Babe says
June 10, 2011 at 4:40 pmYou are the most grown up people I know! Wonderful – Stella IS lucky to have you guys as a Mum and Dad. Hugs and congrats (and a happy lean from Axel) for being so together…
🙂
BB
cat says
June 10, 2011 at 8:08 pmI wish my divorce could be an undivorce. We are civil. We are still living together until we sell the house. But our child is out of the house and someday we won’t be able to afford where we live. Well, actually now, if we want to plan for retirement. The idea of home being a place where things happen is what I will miss. That and owning a little bit of dirt you can dig in. I don’t care how much I will “love my new life.” I wasn’t looking for one. I thought I liked the one I had. Well, most of it.
As far as people asking you why or what happened, well until you go though it, you can’t explain it. It’s not as if one day one thing happened and that ended it. It’s always more complicated. Usually though, one thing tips you over and that ends it. One last little bare thread breaks and you realize, no, I can’t do this anymore.
I am truly sorry you have to go through this.
Anonymous says
June 10, 2011 at 9:27 pmOMG…People…This is a blog. It is not real life…
p/f says
June 10, 2011 at 9:46 pmDid Bossy notice unhusband’s two left ears?
Jason says
June 10, 2011 at 11:54 pmThis is kinda pretty much how my ex and I split up. Among other things. Ahem.
Jolene says
June 11, 2011 at 5:43 amgood weekend dude)) same at ?????? ?????? in comment some guys wrote)
anonymous says
June 11, 2011 at 5:42 pmwhat happens when the unhusband or unwife wants to have an ungirlfriend or unboyfriend?
runnergirl says
June 12, 2011 at 9:16 amDon’t be a jerk, anyonymous…..This blog, as far as I know, is Bossy sharing bits and pieces of her REAL life. She is not required to share 100%; everyone has an element of privacy to their lives; some people share more than others. And it’s one person’s side of their story, just like any fiction or non fiction work you might read. I’m not much of a blog reader; I tend to read blogs of people I’m friends with, or people who make me laugh or educate me or if I have an interest in what they are sharing. (That makes 3-4). If you don’t understand something or agree with it, ask a respectful question, don’t mock. No one is obligated to share every private detail with you. This isn’t politics, it’s real people.
Wacky Mommy says
June 12, 2011 at 2:25 pmIt’s always so shocking when people behave 😉
mitzie says
June 12, 2011 at 4:12 pmIgnore post 84 from Jolene. It takes you to some random page in Russian? Croation? Serbian? I would worry about virus infection.
Lois says
June 12, 2011 at 8:18 pmI think everyone should read this post. And go to college.
km says
June 13, 2011 at 9:31 amYou are a good person Bossy. You have already achieved success in life in balancing all of that with humor and grace.
Philip says
June 13, 2011 at 5:56 pmJust catching up on last week’s bossyblogs, and came across this gem. thank you so much for sharing…you’re an inspiration to us all, bossy.
the muskrat says
June 13, 2011 at 7:30 pmI still find this a bit sad. But in the happiest of sad ways.
michel says
June 13, 2011 at 9:49 pmI remembered this when I read your post, Bossy.
http://abloomsburylife.blogspot.com/2011/03/unseasonable-weather-meets-well.html
Lisa @ Crazy Adventures in Parenting says
June 14, 2011 at 10:52 pmOne of the many 238947239487234923 facets of the 2384927349283742 reasons why I freakin’ LOVE you.
Suniverse says
June 15, 2011 at 1:22 pmOh, Bossy, I just found out this minute about your Undivorce.
Not that I should have known earlier, but I want you to know that this is lovely. And I’m hoping for the best for all of you.
Miss Britt says
June 18, 2011 at 10:33 pmOK, so I’m ten days late, but I just want to say – whatever works for you. Obviously.
And I hope I get to hug you next month and wish you lots and lots of joy in person.
Beth says
June 22, 2011 at 12:10 amThough I hope I never have to do this, what I think is so brilliant is that you have kept the home-hub for Bossy’s daughter. As the adult child of divorced parents, I never wanted to be married, because I never wanted to break up a child’s household. Now that I am (married, with child), at least I have a concrete example of how you can divorce, if you have to, without doing that.
Kim says
June 23, 2011 at 6:30 pmBossy, you are awesome! I know it probably isn’t always an easy thing to have your ex’s back but what a good reason you have for keeping your end of the deal; those beautiful kids of yours!
I’m sorry to be annoying, but I can’t help wondering…if your unhusband has a job, how come HE doesn’t get an apartment instead of you hopping around?
J says
February 27, 2014 at 5:22 pmDivorce scares me. Not that it isn’t the right thing sometimes, but the courage it takes to accept it and move forward must be so difficult. You seem to be handling it better than most.
Dara says
March 17, 2014 at 11:33 amCan Bossy please send me the Bossy handbook/guidebook/iPhone app for “The Undivorce”? That’s what you should do…write that up and send it to me!
It sounds a bit like heaven….