As it turns out, Bossy has a friend with very strict guidelines in the bathroom, and that friend recently accused Bossy of doing it all wrong:
It seems there are two distinct ways to load the toilet paper roll on its holder. According to Bossy’s friend, one can load the roll so that the toilet paper dangles conveniently from the front:
Or one can load the toilet paper so that spit fire piss balls mother christmas:
Frankly Bossy finds it ridiculous to engage in such a trivial matter! Bossy finds engaging in this matter nearly as ridiculous as poking and grabbing at the toilet paper that’s supposed to be hanging in the front except it never seems to be there:
Bossy can sum up her attitude toward toilet paper in this way: It doesn’t matter! Unless you’re silly enough to front load.
Which is what today’s Ten-Word Challenge is all about. In exactly ten words, can you tell Bossy which toilet paper method you prefer, or about any other pet peeves around the household?
And be sure to check back later today for the best toilet paper advice on the web.