Lately, Bossy has been having a difficult time making decisions — where lately equals the past year plus the previous five years. Typically her difficulty is limited to important things, such as where to vacation? Should a bathtub be incorporated into Bossy’s bathroom renovation? Is the gym near work more realistic than the gym near home? Should Bossy remove herself from the dating site, is it too late to order a meal plan, can wood decking be placed over her patio concrete, is it smart to buy an auxiliary bottle of blue cheese for take-out wings?
If these decisions are paralyzing, than Bossy is on life support when it comes to buying a pair of leggings on the Nordstrom site.
For instance. Should she buy these?
What about these?
And what about these?
How about these?
So many choices, so little time to wear all of Bossy’s 80s outfits.
Sister mercy, finally a pair Bossy can rule out: