This is what happens when your teenager stays home from school and animates a love song using her whiteboard.
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Childhood Fears Real And Imagined But Mostly Real
When Bossy was a girl she was told you could never look in the direction of anyone welding because your eyes would burn. So basically Bossy spent her childhood navigating a cityscape of blowtorches, terrified even the smallest amount of peeking would result in the riotous downfall of civilization. Or Bossy’s retina in flames, whichever…
Bossy’s State Of The Union
Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of congress, distinguished guests, and fellow Americans: As most of you are aware, Bossy became separated from her husband last year, and tonight which is actually day, Bossy would like to give you a full update on all aspects of her Undivorce. Restoring the Economy. Bossy is happy to…