Do not buy a house if it has this weed.
Don’t even buy the house if you can find this weed within a three-mile radius. Better yet, tell your lawyer to prepare a clause in the Agreement of Sale that allows a full loan refund plus 30% interest with the appearance of this weed. This weed will choke your vegetable garden and annihilate your lawn. This weed will come to fisticuffs with other bossy perennials like Feverfew– and it will win. This is the Tony Soprano of weeds, motherfucker. If this weed could talk it would sound like Fran Drescher. This weed doesn’t spread, it swaggers. Where’s Acid Rain now that we really need it?
mr nicelawn saysApril 17, 2006 at 11:55 am
What are those bastard weeds called and if I see them, how do I get rid of them?