Bossy is losing hours from her workday. She tries to concentrate, but is easily distracted and spends the day plotting her next encounter with her obsession.
You see Bossy has a Monkey on her back. Or more specifically: Monk-e. Ever hear of it? This heinous little time-waster developed by careerbuilder.com, features a talking monkey email that you personalize by selecting its clothing, its backdrop, its message, and its voice. Especially fun is watching the monkey utter words such as Shit-heel in a British accent while sitting on an airplane. Or any of the thousands of other permutations. Set aside an hour or seventeen and enjoy! See you in Monk-e-Anonymous!
J. Fred Muggs says
April 18, 2006 at 10:46 amI received a Monkey Mail Message last week and shared it with my entire family, in the States and in my native Gambia. By the way, I’m a fleabit peanut monkey and all my friends are junkies (that’s not really true). I’m a cold italian pizza (I could use a lemon squeezer). What you do? But I’ve been bit and I’ve been tossed around by every she-rat in this town. Have you, babe?