I live in a small town. A very very small town. So what’s with the person who’s been introduced to me, literally, a gazillion times, and still pretends not to know who I am? What about when we’re at a party talking to the same people and she ignores me? How about when she snorts and looks away and changes the subject whenever I speak up? I don’t want to be her friend – but is there a way to let her know that she’s not getting away with anything?
– Dissed
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Dear Dissed,
You know how Mr. McDougal hates it when you ask for the Bathroom Pass right in the middle of his Polygon lesson in order to sneak into Mrs. Hennessey’s seventh grade Computer Lab to surf blogs! Who has more fun than you Middle Schoolers?