What do you think of my new t-shirt?
Bossy thinks it’s the greatest t-shirt she ever saw in her whole entire life! Holy smokes that looks like a comfortable t-shirt. And so sassy! Don’t tell Bossy that’s combed ring spun cotton! Bossy bets that cost a hundred darn dollars! Only $17.99? That’s a bargain at six times the price! With a $5 flat shipping fee? That means you can buy as many of those t-shirts as you want – for cousins, neighbors, and coworkers – you’ll never have to poke your big toe into another mall again and it’s all delivered to your door with one flat shipping rate of $5? I assure you even Bossy’s very best friends are willing to pay that measly shipping rate! Because they tell her all the time!
Wait – what’s this?
You mean to tell Bossy the i am bossy logo is available on these cute cap sleeve t-shirts which come in different color combinations? Wha wha what? And with such a flattering body-hugging close-contoured fit! Did you know that an ill-fitting t-shirt can lower your I.Q.?
Bossy is Going to Click Here Right Away SO SHE CAN BE AS COOL AS YOU!
BOSSY saysJuly 13, 2006 at 10:08 am
Dear Adorable Ghoul Girrrl and Grillfriend,
I think you’re having an identity crisis. TIme to find your own.
Adorable Girlfriend saysJuly 13, 2006 at 11:21 am
The real AG will ignore the above, because she is a lady and kind one at that.
Nevertheless, Bossy, I heart your tee shirt, but I am not sure I want to give away my secret. I like to be bossy in a covert way…
impressed saysJuly 13, 2006 at 8:05 pm
nice pecs….jesus, you must workout hard core.
Adorable Girlfriend saysJuly 14, 2006 at 11:21 am
Fake AG is so lame. Fake AG is so yesterday. Fake AG is so whatevs.