What You Will Need to Get Started: A beard, an Empire, some skin cancer, and a 950-day detainment!
How The Diet Works: Begin your hunger strike immediately following the brutal murders of your entire defense team. Refuse all food except for an occasional cup of sugary coffee. Voluntarily agree to liquid nourishment after the military hospital jams your feeding tube into place!
Go from this:
To this! In just sixteen days!
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Adorable Girlfriend saysJuly 24, 2006 at 1:01 pm
How do I get the empire?
I love reading those weight loss things in the Sunday papers. You’d think they could get the models to look a little more alike.