First I want you to sit down. You are sitting down. Well then breathe. Deep. What I’m about to say may shock you. So I’ll just come right out with it. Right. Here it is: Lance. Bass. Is. Gay.
Who the hell would have guessed?
Next thing you know they’ll be trying to tell us Elton John is gay!
Bea Arthur Grillfriend saysJuly 27, 2006 at 8:51 am
Or Oprah and Condoleeza.
The Great Getzby saysJuly 27, 2006 at 6:30 pm
This is a shock because women can’t let their “ideal straight guy” fantasy go …
You may hate me but it ain’t no lie
this baby’s gone bye-bye-bye
… but they definitely need to.
Speedy G. saysJuly 27, 2006 at 8:49 pm
I bet Rock Hudson’s a backdoor man.
Bea Arthur Grillfriend saysJuly 27, 2006 at 10:53 pm
You’re kidding! Miss Jane was gay?
Lance Flounder saysJuly 28, 2006 at 6:25 pm
No way, say it aint so!!!! But he has always looked and come off as being so macho. And even the sound of his name, Lance Bass just sounds so rough and tumble. IM devestated. I love you Lance, Bradley Mc Bonethrob
Joe E. Heatherton saysJuly 28, 2006 at 7:45 pm
Keep it in your pants, Lance.
Adorable Girlfriend saysJuly 29, 2006 at 3:41 pm
I cannot say I am surprised. Maybe he and Elton will start dating.