First I want you to sit down. You are sitting down. Well then breathe. Deep. What I’m about to say may shock you. So I’ll just come right out with it. Right. Here it is: Lance. Bass. Is. Gay.
Who the hell would have guessed?
Next thing you know they’ll be trying to tell us Elton John is gay!
Bea Arthur Grillfriend says
July 27, 2006 at 8:51 amOr Oprah and Condoleeza.
The Great Getzby says
July 27, 2006 at 6:30 pmThis is a shock because women can’t let their “ideal straight guy” fantasy go …
You may hate me but it ain’t no lie
this baby’s gone bye-bye-bye
… but they definitely need to.
Speedy G. says
July 27, 2006 at 8:49 pmI bet Rock Hudson’s a backdoor man.
Bea Arthur Grillfriend says
July 27, 2006 at 10:53 pmYou’re kidding! Miss Jane was gay?
Lance Flounder says
July 28, 2006 at 6:25 pmNo way, say it aint so!!!! But he has always looked and come off as being so macho. And even the sound of his name, Lance Bass just sounds so rough and tumble. IM devestated. I love you Lance, Bradley Mc Bonethrob
Joe E. Heatherton says
July 28, 2006 at 7:45 pmKeep it in your pants, Lance.
Adorable Girlfriend says
July 29, 2006 at 3:41 pmI cannot say I am surprised. Maybe he and Elton will start dating.