We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Bossy For A Message From Fidel Castro.

Hi. I’m Fidel Castro.

And I know what you’ve been saying – you think I actually died following my July surgery for Intestinal Bleeding. Muerto! Ah, but I didn’t. Es un rumor. No es verdad.

After all, if I died would I be able to walk? Like this? Can’t you see me walking? Down the streets of Havana? See me swing my fuerte arms?

Still unsure? Well here I am walking down the same street just yesterday.

And I ask you – could a dead man sit and read today’s Cuban newspaper? Huh?

Stop giving me shit – just because it takes an 80-year-old caballero just a little longer to get out of bed in the morning! ¡Dios Mío!

In This Video Castro Says Don’t Count Him Out Just Yet – Even Though His Friend Hugo Chávez Basically Pronounced Him Dead.