What is wrong with your friend Johhhhhhhhhn Travollllllllllta? He’s all, “I agree with everything Tom Cruise ever said against
anti-depression medication,” and he’s all, “It’s not guns that are responsible for school shootings, it’s psychotropic drugs.”
Bossy doesn’t know about Oprah but she liked John Travolta better when he was all, “Who? Wha? Wair?”
…and Bossy Has This To Add: She Thinks Scientologists Are Even Creepier Than Mormons.