The other morning Bossy woke up disgusted. She was disgusted by how lousy she feels every morning due to no sleep and bad skin and tightening waistbands and tanking blood sugar. And Bossy began to think about Oprah and
Dr. Beefcake and those Secret ladies and even that little Bob Greene.
And that’s when Bossy admitted she isn’t living Her Best Life. And so she marched over to her kitchen garbage can and she threw away her Nestlé Butterscotch Chips and her Trader Joe’s Premium White Chocolate:
Bossy only wishes she had her camera handy later that night when she fished both items back out of the garbage. Oh, yes way.