One of the first challenges facing President O’Boyfriend is to gain swift congressional approval for his stimulus package, which should come as no surprise is a much larger and satisfying stimulus package than that of George Bush.
Barack’s penetrative plan is to create jobs with the injection of $90 billion toward infrastructure spending, and $54 billion to renewable source energy production.
The breadth of his stimulus package also includes an appropriation of $87 billion in medical care for low-income individuals, and $79 billion toward education to prevent the pending cutbacks in schools and colleges.
And lastly the depth of Barack’s stimulus package includes a $500 tax credit to workers.
Critics of his stimulus package question its sustainability over time. But Bossy thinks Barack’s stimulus package will arouse confidence, which will spill over into other areas of the economy — proving itself not only durable, but strongly capable of a desirable outcome.
heartworks says
January 21, 2009 at 10:59 amAwesome post. But I think you forgot to italicize- Injection!
Buf says
January 21, 2009 at 11:01 amWow…suddenly this topic is sooooooooo much more interesting…. I wonder why? 😉
Btw, I’m all for desireable outcomes!!
Dharmamama says
January 21, 2009 at 11:01 amPhew – is it warm in here, or is that just President Obama’s package?
Z. Mulls says
January 21, 2009 at 11:04 amAnd he’s the only President who will light up a cigarette after he stimulizes you
MariaV says
January 21, 2009 at 11:08 amI think Bossy should apply to be the President’s speech writer. Bossy is all about the right spin.
Twenty Four At Heart says
January 21, 2009 at 11:24 amI’m so aroused by talk of men’s packages. Might be time for a cold shower!
jen says
January 21, 2009 at 11:32 amI think Barack’s FIRM PACKAGE will help our MOUNTING deficit. But we, as a country, need to get BEHIND him. All hands on deck! What? I said, “DECK!” Sheesh, you people are durrrrrty…….
Sarah @ Ordinary Days says
January 21, 2009 at 11:32 amOh Bossy, you’re such a dirty girl!
Jacquie says
January 21, 2009 at 11:49 amOoooh baby, that’s the spot!
Lizzy says
January 21, 2009 at 11:54 amAnyone have a cigarette? Anyone?
Life with Kaishon says
January 21, 2009 at 11:57 amWow. A lot of numbers! I hope he helps! I am filled with hope : ).
Gigi says
January 21, 2009 at 12:00 pm{speechless}
RuthWells says
January 21, 2009 at 12:00 pmFrom your lips, baby.
Angie says
January 21, 2009 at 12:18 pmAfter showing us his 10 balls last night, he’s got a busy day preparing to stimulate our economy.
kristin says
January 21, 2009 at 12:19 pmOh Bossy. You’ve made me blush. Laugh hysterically, as well, but blush also.
wrh says
January 21, 2009 at 12:21 pmLet’s all just hope there isn’t an unanticipated downturn.
Naughty Bossy.
Lesley says
January 21, 2009 at 12:32 pmOMG. Heh.
I love a man with a nice package.
Bettina says
January 21, 2009 at 12:39 pmBest political spin EVER! Thank you, now I need a cold shower.
Ryann says
January 21, 2009 at 12:39 pmI was happy about last years stimulus package but this year’s sounds soo much bigger, better and more stimulating!
Bonnie says
January 21, 2009 at 12:52 pmWhaaaHooo – It’s ObamaBossy! So much smarter than ObamaGirl.
Domestic Goddess (in training) says
January 21, 2009 at 12:53 pmYou make the economy sound so sexy….
Rochelle says
January 21, 2009 at 12:59 pmI will never see economic stimulus packages the same ever! The next four years is gonna rock.
Jennifer says
January 21, 2009 at 1:04 pmIs that a stimulus package or are you just happy to see me?
(something about this seems mildly disrespectful. but fun.)
Cactus Petunia says
January 21, 2009 at 1:06 pmOh, my! Bossy sure does have a way with words!
Melanie @ MelADramatic Mommy says
January 21, 2009 at 1:30 pmDamn, where’s my husband when I need him? I wonder how the First Lady feels knowing so many women are crushing on her man (and now totally focused on his package)? *heads to a cold shower*
g says
January 21, 2009 at 1:41 pmDamn! Did you see the photos of them dancing to “At Last” at the neighborhood ball? Hawt.
I think the White House master bedroom got inaugurated last night.
Mercy!
Lisa says
January 21, 2009 at 1:46 pmkeep talking…..im almost there..keep…TALKING…
kj says
January 21, 2009 at 1:53 pmIt’s not all that you think it will be. Read this please: http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2009/01/022586.php
Reeb says
January 21, 2009 at 2:13 pmThat just left me speechless, not to mention all the comments! Husband says he was thinking along the lines of #23 Jennifer’s comment.
I just loved seeing The First Two teasing and flirting and enjoying each other at the balls. And Bossy, can we talk about Michele’s dresses some time? Just gorgeous.
Adorable Girlfriend says
January 21, 2009 at 2:18 pmThank you, Cookie Jesus for Barack!
Let the healing begin.
Grandma J says
January 21, 2009 at 2:26 pmHow about if we just pay $500 less in taxes, then Obama wont have to send us a check…saving all millions on stamps and printing checks and other administrative stuff.
Then they can still do a smaller stimulus package for infrastructure.
Mysti Easterwood says
January 21, 2009 at 2:37 pmiAb, what’s up with your friends and those showers? after a post like this, I am simply wondering if a new showerhead comes with that stimulus package. (And seriously, what’s up with *cold*?… sweat it out, ladies!)
Myst, (who can laugh *and* uh, deck at the same time… )
Julie says
January 21, 2009 at 3:16 pmJulie wishes Bossy had been her economics professor.
Heidi says
January 21, 2009 at 3:53 pmHoly crap – that was funny!
Anna says
January 21, 2009 at 4:07 pmOh my!
/fans self
Chantel says
January 21, 2009 at 4:21 pmI think I’m gonna need a little more than a stimulus package. I should just join the poverty group and get it over with.
Bridget says
January 21, 2009 at 4:26 pmlove love love love love love love
Manic Mommy says
January 21, 2009 at 4:49 pmOnce we go Barack, we’ll never go back!
The Cheap Chick says
January 21, 2009 at 5:33 pmOkay, I was going to write a clever sexual inuendo, but I just have to be blunt with this one:
Have you seen the Barack-inator’s bare chest? Oh. My. GAH. He is a fine FINE figure of a man, and if I was that little military girl who got to dance with him last night, I would have PASSED OUT.
Reeb says
January 21, 2009 at 6:01 pmA little military girl got to dance with a bare-chested Mr. President? Conjures up quite an image.
Heide says
January 21, 2009 at 7:09 pmWhoa …. that’s some stimulating prose! i’m still trying to catch my breath!
Dara says
January 21, 2009 at 8:00 pmmuhahahahahahahaha
bossy said, “PACKAGE”!!!!
muhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Michelle says
January 21, 2009 at 8:12 pmSee, all those big numbers scare me, so I just vote and cross my fingers.
Joie says
January 21, 2009 at 8:33 pmI’m just hot thinking about it!
HAGERDASH says
January 21, 2009 at 8:48 pmHagerdash agrees with Bossy. :o)
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
January 21, 2009 at 8:49 pmA Barack Package in the hand is worth 12 of George Bush.
meleah rebeccah says
January 21, 2009 at 10:01 pmI just love when Bossy gets all political.
Lori says
January 21, 2009 at 10:30 pmUm…I just want to say in response to note #31 that I …um…don’t actually want “a smaller stimulus package.” I mean—-anyway, I don’t want a smaller one. That’s all. The bigger one is fine.
mn says
January 21, 2009 at 11:28 pmi’m with 23. too soon for this kinda humor for me. just not feeling it. has taken me way too long to finally respect the presidency and the White House. and i am still basking in the dignity of the new administration. he’s already put a hold on prosecutions at Guantanamo. About time.
Trixy says
January 22, 2009 at 12:26 amThat post made me giggle like a 12 year old girl. Hee hee.
SherylW says
January 22, 2009 at 1:49 amOK, I must be the only Bossy reader that doesn’t think BO is hot. Humm, he just doesn’t do anything for me…
I am concerned with his package though,LOL I feel like it’ll going to get me in the behind…Where are we going to get all this $ to spend from a practically tapped out govt, oh yeah, they eventually raise taxes so I guess we do get some stimulus package action-just not from the angle they promised.
MB says
January 22, 2009 at 7:02 amBossy be makin’ Politics Stimulating for Everyone!
(I can’t believe you italicized “spill over”! LMAO!)
janny226 says
January 22, 2009 at 8:37 amBossy, you made me blush!! It’s a good thing my husband doesn’t know Bossy’s url or he’d go all Republican on me.
Cathy D. says
January 22, 2009 at 9:39 amThat this post is a hoot is a bonus; the title alone made it priceless. Bossy, that may the funniest blog post title I’ve ever read. And I read too many blogs.
mom101 says
January 23, 2009 at 10:52 amI too am feeling stimulated by all things Obama. After 8 years of feeling dead and cold inside, I find it refreshing.
David says
January 26, 2009 at 3:16 pmhehehehehehehe, you said “outcome.”
swistle says
January 27, 2009 at 9:40 amSNORT!