You are looking at Bossy’s bed, and the darker areas represent the many caves and depressions, emphasis on depressions.
Bossy and her husband purchased this Simmons Beautyrest Do Not Disturb Kensington Luxury® mattress a decade ago after exhaustive research, where exhaustive equals They were exhausted just from reading the brand name let alone sleep deprived from their previous fecked up mattress.
Two months ago, Bossy purchased an egg crate mattress pad for her Simmons Beautyrest Do Not Disturb Kensington Luxury® mattress in the hopes it would extend its life, which it did by approximately two months
less 59 days.
Bossy doesn’t know why her mattress punked-out so completely because Bossy and her husband were good about rotating it, where good about rotating it equals That once. So now Bossy is in the market for a new bed.
When mattress shopping, Bossy has a few prerequisites because she is a very light sleeper, where light sleeper equals hovering somewhere in the mesosphere. For instance, the mattress can’t be too springy, and has to feature individual comfort zones so Bossy doesn’t feel the bed move when
a certain someone shifts position.
The mattress also has to feature industrial headphones and an eye mask, and it has to be a twin bed in a room all its own, preferably on an undiscovered planet.
Does Bossy’s council have a brand of mattress to recommend?