This. This is the reason Bossy is so late posting her Ten-Word Tuesday challenge today. Well, bacon isn’t the only reason, it’s also this:
With a side of this:
It’s election day, which means both of Bossy’s kids are home from their various schools, which means Bossy is playing the part of short-order cook.
When it comes to breakfast, the Bossy family has a hard time agreeing on a shared goal. For instance, Bossy enjoys eggs and bacon, but her daughter only enjoys bacon if it’s crushed over a toasted bagel smothered in cream cheese.
In another example, Bossy’s daughter enjoys sausage and pancakes, while Bossy’s son chooses to skip the pancakes in favor of sausage and a stack of toast.
In a diner, all of these specificities are no big deal, but when preparing breakfast at home, Bossy can sum up her attitude this way: Sister mercy Bossy needs a bigger kitchen and bigger heart.
Which is what today’s Ten-Word Challenge is all about. In exactly ten words, can you order your ideal breakfast from Bossy the short-order cook?
And be sure to check back later today for the breakfastest comments on the web.
If you missed last week’s ten-word challenge, click here to read about some of Bossy’s council’s most memorable and creative Halloween costumes.