Bossy collects many things on her computer’s desktop — things she can’t wait to turn into hilarious posts! Except she can wait! Apparently she can wait months and sometimes years! So today Bossy would like to shed some of these photos, links, and articles which are no longer relevant to anyone! Because Bossy gives until it hurts (you.) Ready?
Breaking news! Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab! Or maybe she’s out by now! Or back in again! Or out in out in again out?
Not to mention the above Bossy graphic doesn’t look like Lindsay Lohan, which is why Bossy is mentioning it. But it does look a bit like Bossy’s friend Louise! Who you don’t know! Who’s ready for more?
This is an article listing the world’s most expensive cities, entitled The World’s Most Expensive Cities. Tokyo Japan ranked number one, as you can tell from the accompanying photo (above), where it costs $698 for lo7zz7oV. For lo7zz7oV, people!
Next Bossy would like to play a little blog statistics game, and that game is, Can you guess which day Bossy announced her separation?
Next Bossy wanted to tell you about this wise turtle that was swimming in a tank at a bar:
And for Bossy’s next trick, she will balance this product on her head:
It’s the Goody Spin Pin and well, you can read the box. It’s supposed to allow one to pin one’s hair into an effortless bun, where one equals Bossy, who has never passed remotely close to effort in her life.
But Bossy can’t find this product at her local drugstore, mostly because Bossy hasn’t gone to her local drugstore to look for it. But when Bossy does, she’ll report here first! Although by that time Goody will have come out with a product that allows one to pin one’s hair into an effortless mohawk while living on Jupiter.
Next Bossy wants to tell you about this:
This gentleman was recently sitting next to Bossy on a train, and for the duration of the commute, he solved the riddles of the universe in his journal, even if Bossy isn’t entirely sure that the he in question isn’t K.D. Lang:
In whatever case, Bossy spent the length of the train ride trying not to appear too obvious that she was glancing at his words. Which is why it made so much sense that Bossy whipped out her camera and took a series of photos in his direction!
And finally because we’ve all had quite enough already, Bossy wants to show you her favorite sign from the Jon Stewart Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear, which Bossy didn’t attend because she has this thing about crowds, and that thing is: They’re so crowded!