It seems Bossy has been writing a lot lately about herself and her Undivorce and her trip to Atlanta and her Little Black Dress and her and her and her. Well, today Bossy thought it would be fun to post about something currently in the news — and so Bossy got out there and trolled the internet, and that’s when Bossy remembered why she hasn’t been posting about things currently in the news. Shall we?
This is Sean McGurk, head of the Department of Homeland Security’s Cybersecurity Center, and his mouth is open because he’s warning about a computer virus called Stuxnet, which Sean McGurk is calling a game changer. It’s no big deal, really, unless you’re concerned about computer viruses specifically targeting computers that run stuff like the nuclear power plant in Iran.
This nice gentleman in Hong Kong with the mask on his face is here to tell us that the human bird flu is back. Remember when Avian Influenza didn’t infect any other species but birds and pigs — but then in 1997 humans began catching it and they were dying and so Hong Kong destroyed its entire poultry population in three days? Well that didn’t do the trick.
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are divorcing. Bossy doesn’t know Eva Longoria and Bossy doesn’t watch Desperate Housewives and Bossy doesn’t know Tony Parker and Bossy doesn’t watch the San Antonio Spurs and Bossy doesn’t know from the hundreds of text messages written by another woman that Eva apparently found on Tony’s cell phone.
President George H. W. Bush is slated to receive an award considered to be the highest civilian honor — and that award is The Major Bedhead Medal.