The first thing you need to know about this year’s American Music Awards is Bossy didn’t see the show. The second thing you need to know about this year’s American Music Awards is Bossy can’t stop referring to it as the Video Music Awards. The next thing you need to know is: Bossy doesn’t know….
The 50th Anniversary of the Grammys aired last night, and Bossy was there to catch the action live—and when she says she was there live she means in the chair right by her TV. Shall we get started? To kick-off the show, Alicia Keys performed a duet with Frank Sinatra: A few minutes later, Alicia…
Thank you, thank you. Really, a standing ovation? Thank you. Please everyone—have a seat. What’s that? You’re just waiting for a bus? Then Bossy will be brief. This year’s victory is dedicated to him: Because Bossy’s friend Bobo voted for Bossy once on his work computer. He thinks. Unless he accidentally voted for someone else….