This morning Bossy awoke to the news that her Barack O’Boyfriend appeared on Jon Stewart’s Daily Show last night, which Bossy didn’t know about because she was too busy solving the world situation, where world situation equals watching the end of 2012 on Netflix. But fear not, because with the help of a simple Google…
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Bossy’s State Of The Union
The other night Bossy was in a bar, which should surprise her council not at all, except to say she missed Barack O’Boyfriend’s first State of the Union address. Lucky for Bossy her cable service provider invented a little thing called DVR, and here’s how it works: there’s this button and, yeah. So Bossy was…
Bossy’s First 100 Days Since Barack O’Boyfriend Became President.
First Bossy answered history’s call, where history’s call equals a chilled bottle of champagne to welcome Barack’s Stimulus Package to the White House. A couple of weeks later, Bossy got down to the business of Domestic Affairs when she and her husband John Cusack announced the arrival of Baby Wall-Eyes: Next Bossy occupied herself with…