Kicking the tree to the curb. Now, Bossy loves Christmas as much as the next secular Jew, but sister mercy, when it’s over she wants it over. And when the tree is finally hauled from the house and the living room is restored, Bossy suddenly feels as though she’s built an addition on her house.
This holiday tinsel. And when Bossy says this tinsel, she doesn’t mean tinsel in general, or tinsel that looks like this, she means this tinsel, since, for over a decade, Bossy and her family have been casting these very strands on the tree and then — get this — collecting it into a bundle at…
Unlike Thanksgiving, Bossy’s dad was able to attend the Christmas festivities in full form.