Welcome to Tuesday, the fourth of December A month full of cheer with so much to remember But worry not friends, there’s no need to curse Just refer to this list of To-Do things in verse The first thing you’ll need is liquor on hand To deal with people who drop by unplanned Stock vodka,…
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Dr Seuss Does Thanksgiving
Etruscans were Italians before there was Rome And they started a custom with a chicken’s Wishbone It’s the furcula bone between the neck and the breast A slight V-shaped thing, most of you could attest But did you know Etruscans thought fowls were prophetic? Because hens predict eggs with a squawk—how pathetic And so these…
The Pale Grey Coat.
Bossy walked through her house And she saw nothing odd Just dog hair and dust Collecting! Oh gahhhh-d. She was deep in her thoughts When, suddenly, she spied it. She saw the pale grey ski coat With nobody inside it. She wasn’t scared. But yet, she stopped Why would a coat be there? Why would…