Dear Martha Stewart, As Bossy was thumbing through one of your magazines the other day, she couldn’t help but notice the many advertisements with one common theme. Which begs the question: Just what exactly are you trying to say about your Reader Demographic? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. Love, Bossy
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BOSSY MOMENTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY – The Oreck.
Dear Witnesses, Behold Exhibit A: the object Bossy’s blue blood Oreck XL vacuum could not suck up through its 12” Microsweep base plate into its top-loading self-sealing bag if its plastic ass depended on it: This is not a new problem. Bossy has always hated her vacuum, as detailed in Exhibit B: the letter that…