Bossy never thought she was particularly vain until Bossy saw a photo of herself taken a few days into January — a photo so bad it made her balls shrink to the size of raisins. Bossy took one look at this photo and decided she didn’t want anyone to ever see her in such a…
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Bossy’s Favorite Things.
Speaking of wine — and isn’t Bossy always — this little black foil label cutter. Believe you Bossy, she will rip the cork out with her teeth if she has to, and before owning this little tool she used to stick the old corkscrew straight into the top of the wine bottle, foil label and…
Yet Another Little Known Fact.
In Bossy’s house, decapitation is acceptable as long as it’s chocolate.