Last night Bossy went to a party and made out with Barack Obama. He was a little bit… one-dimensional.
Yes, Bossy’s hometown team won the World Series last night, and yes, Bossy was up until midnight driving up and down vacated suburban streets beeping her car horn—but this post isn’t about that. It’s about the last time the Phillies won the World Series, in 1980. Bossy was fourteen, and very into the Phillies team….