What is there to say about this hideous date? 9-1-1 like the Emergency Telephone Number. 9-11 like the police code for theft. September 11th has a cadence predestining it to be remembered, like Ray Charles or Hank Aaron. September 11th was the day buildings fell. More recently, September 11th was the day Bossy’s heart was…
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We Didn’t Know Shit About Lyrics Before The Internet
The other day Bossy was driving in her white pocketbook that is dressed as a Mini Cooper, when the Bee Gees came on the radio that is dressed as Sirius Satellite: When Saturday Night Fever made its debut, Bossy was in grade school, so she didn’t yet know how to hate disco because it’s like,…
What’s In A Name
A few minutes ago, Bossy was busting her hump trying to remember the name of this guy: Bossy was in the shower at the time, where they have not yet invented Google. So Bossy was left to her own devices to remember, all alone with her brain. Just like the olden days. And when the…