Once upon a time there was a Bossy. And this Bossy was an Interior Painter. And so it was that Bossy the painter had a client who lived all year round in a land far far away. At the Jersey shore. And for the sake of this story let’s just call this client Dave. Because…
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Things That Make You Want To Drink Gin Straight From The Cat Bowl.
Dear Woodbine, New Jersey, Bossy is trying to be patient with you. She knows you’re just this bohunk town stuck in Dennis Township with a population of 2,716. And it’s tough, no doubt, being located just 12.1 miles from the most expensive beachside real estate in the country when your homes look oh-so-unfortunately like Bossy’s:…