When preparing for her recent graduation bash, Bossy took many of your excellent party food suggestions—like chicken satay and meatballs and pesto tortellini and pigs in blankets—and Bossy has this to say: with a little wood glue, the sheer number of toothpicks employed at her party could be repurposed into a second-story addition. But when…
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An Excellent Update, A Biorhythm, A Contest, And Maybe Some Smelly Socks.
As you can imagine, Bossy has been busy preparing for her Excellent Road Trip. And this is her regime: Organize names and addresses into a streamlined database. Watch America’s Next Top Model marathon. Plan the exact route including daily mileage. Melt white chocolate in a saucepan and scrape away burnt yellow bits. Contact centrally located…
The Tutorial Bossy Hopes You Never Need.
Imagine working at your computer one December afternoon when your neighbor thunders onto your porch, leans on the doorbell, knocks frantically, and bursts through the door—all at the same moment—while pronouncing that your daughter needs to go to the hospital. Now. Next imagine racing across the front yard in your slippers toward your neighbor’s truck…