This is Bossy’s friend Andy, giving a speech at a recent birthday party. Try not to be distracted by the leaves coming out of his head.
Barack O’Boyfriend: Making Amateurs Of Ex-Presidents Since 1961.
If You Missed It, You Can Watch Obama’s Acceptance Speech Here. In Four Parts.
Bossy’s Weblog Award For Funniest Blog Acceptance Speech. First Draft.
Thank you, thank you. Really, a standing ovation? Thank you. Please everyone—have a seat. What’s that? You’re just waiting for a bus? Then Bossy will be brief. This year’s victory is dedicated to him: Because Bossy’s friend Bobo voted for Bossy once on his work computer. He thinks. Unless he accidentally voted for someone else….