Bossy thought the brown thing crawling out of that apple was a baby lizard. “Haven’t you ever seen a stem before?” snapped Bossy’s husband. Welcome to life with Bossy, who grew up on the 19th floor.
Bossy keeps her bouquets around until they are only flowers in the academic sense.
In reality, this is all the Home Office Bossy needs. Well, this and two million filing cabinets.