Glycerin soap. When Bossy was a teenager, she got a job spraying perfume samples in department stores, which is an occupation slightly less appreciated than the technician who arranges your breasts on the metal slab of the mammogram machine — but anyway, the intense assortment of overpowering smells rendered Bossy unable to cope with scented…
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Things That Make You Want To Drink Gin Straight From The Cat Bowl.
Pictured above is a half-eaten package of Trader Joe’s edamame—and readers reader? Remember way back in the annals of months ago when Bossy was all, “This is the healthiest snack food eh-ver?” Well: Bossy wants you to know that this half-eaten package of edamame is exactly like the other 92 packages of edamame consumed by…
Now Posting On Weekends So You Don’t Have To.
The other morning Bossy woke up disgusted. She was disgusted by how lousy she feels every morning due to no sleep and bad skin and tightening waistbands and tanking blood sugar. And Bossy began to think about Oprah and Dr. Beefcake and those Secret ladies and even that little Bob Greene. And that’s when Bossy…