Bossy has this little morning routine she likes to call Jogging. She likes to call it jogging, even though it’s only jogging in the figurative sense. In the technical sense it’s Sputtering. While limping and cursing under-breath. Luckily Bossy knows this is not uncommon for beginners. And by beginner, Bossy means she’s been jogging for…
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Yet Another Little Known Fact.
Last fall Bossy stenciled every fecking inch of her living room walls so they’d look like the wallpaper she couldn’t afford. And then her daughter came home from a day in fourth grade and said, “I like it – it looks like Skin Hives.”