Once upon a time there were these two states, Michigan and Florida, although sometimes they called themselves Florida and Michigan. And these two states were situated in the middle of a bunch of other states, and all of these states made up the United States of America. Except not so United. Because: all of these…
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Blog Kindergarten: A Bossy Tutorial. Hand Washing.
Hand washing wasn’t invented until 1846 when Oliver Wendell Holmes and his buddy Ignaz Semmelweis noticed that physicians were inadvertently aiding the spread of disease from one patient to another. This prompted Holmes and Semmelweis to publish an assertion that all healthcare workers should learn and practice proper hand-washing procedures. Then came Louis Pasteur with…
This Just In: Al Gore Wins For Biggest Face.
As anthropogenic greenhouse gas concentrations increase, and Earth’s near-surface air and ocean temperatures elevate, and the sea levels swell, and extreme weather events multiply, and the glaciers retreat, and the disease vectors shift, and agricultural yields change—Al Gore’s face expands. Read About This Little Known Global Warming Effect And How It Garnered The Deserving Al…