Bossy loves to play Pictionary with her friends. Uh-oh, Barack knocked over his wine again! Better put some salt on that spill Al! Minutes later a few party guests conduct an experiment to determine if Paul McCartney really could have stabbed Heather Mills with his broken wine glass. Back to the game – and it’s…
Archives for October 2006
We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Bossy For A Brief Letter From Paul McCartney.
Dear Heather, Maybe I’m Amazed that Yesterday court documents were leaked to the press in which you accuse me of stabbing you with a wineglass. You are off your trolley! Everybloodybody knows you can’t stab someone with a stinking goblet, you Twit! You Can’t Do That! I’m So Tired of your beastly lies. Especially when…
It’s time for another installment of: Everything I know about the bowels I learned from reading Bossy.
Did you know the color of your urine is a good indicator of how much water you drink in a day? The more water you drink, the more transparent the piddle. Which means yellow wee-wee isn’t necessarily a good thing. Bossy would like to introduce Oprah’s new toy: Dr. Mehmet Oz — whose first name…