Dont worry Bossy .. I dont live far from Chicago and I am MORE than happy to go have a word (put the smackdown) on a certain cheating celeb hubby of Bossy and his girliefriend.. just say the word!
I used to heart John, too. Until I listened to a few of his interviews. Then it occured to me that he kind of sounded, oh, RUDE. And also? UNGRATEFUL. And then the bloom was off the rose for me.
But if you love him, we can all help you put the smackdown on Ms. O’Keefe.
i watched must love dogs recently. it was good…john seemed a little bumbly in it though. now i realize it was a movie…but something about bumbly doesn’t do it for me.
at least he is still working on occasion…unlike many other bratpackers. way to go john!
The woman sitting in front of Jodi is Jodi’s mom, AND she don’t look too happy. She kinda looks like a monk actually. Jodi can’t go anywhere without dear ole mom. John’s all, “what a deboner” and DAMN, he can’t make eye contact with Jodi because she can’t fall in love with him, and marry him and her get old and look like her mom.
It’s OK Bossy, it will never last. And can I also just say THANK GOD? Maybe now you’ll forgive me for supposedly looking like your arch nemesis Neve Campbell.
Bossy,
No worries! She’s looking at him like “I wonder what he’s thinking about?” and he is thinking “I wonder when I can ditch her and see Bossy!” It’s all about you, babe!
Gotta tell you I have been on a Cusack kick lately. I recently purchased “serendipity,” “gotta love dogs,” “say anything,” “better off dead” and watched “sixteen candles” on oxygen, and no one, I mean NO ONE rocks the trench coat like Cusack!
Dang, he’s lookin’ rough in that pic! Must be all that two-timin’.
I think this is his public front so he can be with his true love, you (yes, this is from the woman who said you don’t own him!), without all the publicity.
I’d say right now? Your home-husband is hotter, anyway.
Is that a beret on his head? I would consider the beret worse (but not by much) than Brad Pitt’s constant companion the Golf Hat. The Golf Hat looks terrible perched on his head gently, as to avoid hat head I suppose.
Bossy’s real life husband is much more a hottie than Cusack.
Sally Says: He’s at a White Sox game because they’re playing the Cubs. The question is, what’s he doing at a White Sox game without any Cubs gear. And Bossy? You can do better. I still like the Chicago Saturn guy for you.
I had my first celebrity dream last night, starring Mr. Cusack. He seemed nice, and Jodi wasn’t there. He didn’t even mention her. The media must be mistaken.
I have to say he’s got like 4 chins in that pick. Time to move on. But on the bright side at least he doesn’t look like Burt Reynolds…lol. Mr. Plastic.
He looked a lot cuter when he was on Keith Olbermann a couple weeks ago. I love it when he gets all political and calls the Bush administration “unlawful.” Hell to the yes!
Perhaps this sounds a little blasphemous…but you must comfort yourself with the fact that his unhappiness with her has resulted in his growing a second chin, if you will. From where I sit he looks a little too much like a middle-aged Jughead from the Archie comics. It’s due to life without you, dear Bossy.
It’s just a mid-life, turning 42 birthday thing.
Really – we all know that you would totally turn his head if your paths ever crossed.
Oh yeah – I had to stop myself from saying that all of Bossy’s gal pals will snap her like a twig if ever we saw her in Chi-town. But really, it’s not her fault. We should be mad at him .
Oh, Bossy. [pat, pat, comfort, comfort, gin, gin.] I am sorry about John’s short attention span. What I strongly suggest is that you ENGAGE. Of course you already know that he blogs on the Huffington Post, right? and if ever there was a woman who could respond eloquently and provocatively to a Politically-Oriented Blog–with pictures! and diagrams! and dramatic reenactments starring Barbie and Midge and Headless Ken! and Wise Words of Caution Regarding Appropriate Baseball Game Dates–it is YOU.
I bet she dots “Jodi” with a little HEART. A smiley-faced heart!
It’s clear your fans are not true fans of OUR JC. It’s not about his chins. It’s his boy-like charm, his charisma, his lefty politics, his eyebrows, his love of The Clash.
Do they own the Jack Bull?
No.
Do they have drinks at the Green Mill?
No.
Have they even mentioned Pushing Tin?
No.
Bossy, I am devastated with you. Truly.
And yet…I’m thinking Jeff Tweedy is from Chicago and kind of cute and a musician like your hubby. And…no…it’s just not the same. There is only one John. But remember, unlike Tweedy, he hasn’t yet been able to stay in a relationship.
not to gossip but i heard he has the personality of soap. but i could be totally wrong since i’ve never actually talked to any soap or even soap people for that matter.
it’s the aging body, the receding hair line…i get it, i see how you roll. i know it’s mean. sorry.
imdb says they’ve been together since 2003. and we’ll notice that they still aren’t married. (See: Neve Campbell, see: every other long-term gf he’s had)
Bossy, he’s just waiting until Mr. Bossy rides off into the sunset, clearly.
Sign of the decline of standards in the media. If they had any fact-checkers over there at the Sun-Times News Group, they’d see that the woman is, in fact, ME, giving him glamour-lesbian advice on how to romance his way back into Bossy’s good graces. Somebody write the editor, please; I don’t want to look too self-promoting.
I too find the anti John comments rather offensive in regards to his looks/weight/ageing. Yeah women actors/stars are subjected to it all the time but WE are above that as women aren’t we?? Especially as Bossy Readers!
BOSSY says
July 2, 2008 at 9:29 amKeep in mind Bossy couldn’t even sit with her knees all young and pulled up like that…
Madness says
July 2, 2008 at 9:29 amDont worry Bossy .. I dont live far from Chicago and I am MORE than happy to go have a word (put the smackdown) on a certain cheating celeb hubby of Bossy and his girliefriend.. just say the word!
William says
July 2, 2008 at 9:33 amThat two timing rat bastard.
jerilynne says
July 2, 2008 at 9:35 amI think you can take her..we all got you’re back..
corrie says
July 2, 2008 at 9:44 amI think John is just trying to protect Bossy … he’s showing the world he has this chick, but really she’s just there to throw the media off track!
It’s really for you he pines, but he must be careful to not bring the media down on you!
The Cheap Chick says
July 2, 2008 at 9:47 amI used to heart John, too. Until I listened to a few of his interviews. Then it occured to me that he kind of sounded, oh, RUDE. And also? UNGRATEFUL. And then the bloom was off the rose for me.
But if you love him, we can all help you put the smackdown on Ms. O’Keefe.
corrie says
July 2, 2008 at 9:49 amP.S. John is looking a bit past prime, so maybe Bossy should redirect her affections to a new stud!
Cheri @ Blog This Mom! says
July 2, 2008 at 9:50 amLook at the water bottle behind him. That’s the trouble! It isn’t Fred the Virgin water.
Lauren says
July 2, 2008 at 9:51 amHahaha he has a double (triple?) chin in that photo. Your real (musician!) husband is WAY better.
Nance says
July 2, 2008 at 9:52 am“High Fidelity” was on cable last night. I’d say your husband has put on a few pounds since 2000. But then, haven’t we all?
Katy says
July 2, 2008 at 9:55 amThat must be painful…Although, I agree with others that your hubby is way better!
Katy
http://mynutvillage.com/
Hallie says
July 2, 2008 at 9:57 amGet his address and I’ll send an angry wiener his way.
Bet he’ll think twice about two timing you once my angry wiener gets through with him!
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
natalie says
July 2, 2008 at 9:57 ami watched must love dogs recently. it was good…john seemed a little bumbly in it though. now i realize it was a movie…but something about bumbly doesn’t do it for me.
at least he is still working on occasion…unlike many other bratpackers. way to go john!
HRH says
July 2, 2008 at 10:00 amDon’t worry. After he sees this posted today he will be outside your house holding a boombox over his head this evening…
junebug says
July 2, 2008 at 10:01 amBut Stella could sit all pulled up like that! That’s all he deserves anyway!
junebug says
July 2, 2008 at 10:01 amOh no, he doesn’t deserve Stella!
Audubon Ron says
July 2, 2008 at 10:02 amThe woman sitting in front of Jodi is Jodi’s mom, AND she don’t look too happy. She kinda looks like a monk actually. Jodi can’t go anywhere without dear ole mom. John’s all, “what a deboner” and DAMN, he can’t make eye contact with Jodi because she can’t fall in love with him, and marry him and her get old and look like her mom.
See what I’m say’in?
Undomestic Diva says
July 2, 2008 at 10:02 amIt’s OK Bossy, it will never last. And can I also just say THANK GOD? Maybe now you’ll forgive me for supposedly looking like your arch nemesis Neve Campbell.
Hope4Grace says
July 2, 2008 at 10:05 amI say we got for her legs Bossy. We’ll give her a good beatdown and then shave her head….
Sally Says says
July 2, 2008 at 10:05 amThis is upsetting. What the h@## is he doing at a White Sox game?
Amy says
July 2, 2008 at 10:13 amOh, Bossy… and to find out so publicly! This is humiliating. Wine and chocolate are called for. I don’t care if it’s only 10 am.
I never liked him. I just didn’t say anything because I didn’t want things to be awkward with us, but I always thought you deserved better.
There there,
Amy @ http://prettybabies.blogspot.com
Mindy says
July 2, 2008 at 10:15 amHe’s just trying to make you jealous. Play hard(impossible)to get and he’ll dump her in no time.
Say What? says
July 2, 2008 at 10:20 amBossy,
No worries! She’s looking at him like “I wonder what he’s thinking about?” and he is thinking “I wonder when I can ditch her and see Bossy!” It’s all about you, babe!
Gotta tell you I have been on a Cusack kick lately. I recently purchased “serendipity,” “gotta love dogs,” “say anything,” “better off dead” and watched “sixteen candles” on oxygen, and no one, I mean NO ONE rocks the trench coat like Cusack!
dlyn says
July 2, 2008 at 10:20 amWhat is he thinking??? Just trying to make you jealous I suspest.
A Whole Lot of Nothing says
July 2, 2008 at 10:20 amThis just in:
I’ve changed my name to Jodi O’Keefe.
Say What? says
July 2, 2008 at 10:21 amOh I should have said you have to love the $5 bin at WalMart for movies! Although Cusack is worth more than $5
MinivanBohemian says
July 2, 2008 at 10:22 amThat girlfriend make JC look fat.
Bossy is a much more slimming accessory.
Denise says
July 2, 2008 at 10:29 amCHEATER!
Dharmamama says
July 2, 2008 at 10:31 amDang, he’s lookin’ rough in that pic! Must be all that two-timin’.
I think this is his public front so he can be with his true love, you (yes, this is from the woman who said you don’t own him!), without all the publicity.
I’d say right now? Your home-husband is hotter, anyway.
Jami says
July 2, 2008 at 10:35 amBossy has nothing to worry about; it’s all a hoax. That’s really just an old picture of Gene Hackman and Jackie O.
Julianne says
July 2, 2008 at 10:37 amNo good stalking is complete without a little IMDB looksie:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005281/
Katie says
July 2, 2008 at 10:44 amOh John…how could you?
jody says
July 2, 2008 at 10:50 amIs that a beret on his head? I would consider the beret worse (but not by much) than Brad Pitt’s constant companion the Golf Hat. The Golf Hat looks terrible perched on his head gently, as to avoid hat head I suppose.
Bossy’s real life husband is much more a hottie than Cusack.
Shelley says
July 2, 2008 at 10:53 amI thought he was showing off his wonderfully amazing skill of balancing a water bottle on his shoulder.
Sue says
July 2, 2008 at 10:57 amSally Says: He’s at a White Sox game because they’re playing the Cubs. The question is, what’s he doing at a White Sox game without any Cubs gear. And Bossy? You can do better. I still like the Chicago Saturn guy for you.
Emily R says
July 2, 2008 at 11:02 amI had my first celebrity dream last night, starring Mr. Cusack. He seemed nice, and Jodi wasn’t there. He didn’t even mention her. The media must be mistaken.
jennie says
July 2, 2008 at 11:06 amshoot, she looks like someone I might like too. And I’m basing that on her cute sunglasses and jeans.
Nancy says
July 2, 2008 at 11:15 amPffffffft:
Clearly Jodi photoshopped her head on your body!
John Cusack says
July 2, 2008 at 11:18 amDear Bossy,
I’m sorry you had to find out like this. Can we still be friends?
Sincerely,
John Cusack
All Adither says
July 2, 2008 at 11:21 amBossy’s husband is cuter. Sorry John.
Andrea's Sweet Life says
July 2, 2008 at 11:31 amHe’s just getting back at you for all the new husbands you picked up on your excellent road trip!
I was wondering if they were sitting in toddler chairs, since their knees are in their chins. That happens to me when I visit my daughter’s preschool.
http://blog.sweetlifesite.com
The Modern Gal says
July 2, 2008 at 11:33 amgirlfriend = there’s still hope
wife = there’s less hope
Jodi aka soNOTcool says
July 2, 2008 at 11:39 amYou mean … HE’S NOT GAY?!!!
Foolery says
July 2, 2008 at 12:20 pmI guess khaki and charcoal are the new black. I like the old black.
Candy says
July 2, 2008 at 12:22 pmShe looks like one of those chicks that plays dead after the first punch. Take her.
Evolving says
July 2, 2008 at 12:25 pmBastard! Just like all the rest of them! Oh well, he’s looking fat these days anyway.
Tootsie Farklepants says
July 2, 2008 at 12:27 pmI will send BOSSY some wine.
Mrs. Cusack says
July 2, 2008 at 12:34 pmDude, he’s got three double chins. I’m divorcing him and moving on to Vince Vaugh slash Ryan Gosling.
And don’t watch Grace is Gone. It’s painful and slloooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww.
Alicia P says
July 2, 2008 at 12:46 pmIt should say watches Saturday’s game with homewrecker Jodi O’Keefe. Tramp.
Dara says
July 2, 2008 at 12:49 pmWow, does she think she’s all that???
I first thought it was Gene Hackman and Catherine Zeda-Jones.
John is looking rough, Bossy you are best off with your Silver Fox, baby-daddy!
Barbara says
July 2, 2008 at 12:55 pmNo worries.
That was not Johnny. That was some potato-faced imposter.
blackbird says
July 2, 2008 at 1:09 pmHe looks a little pasty – maybe he was drunk.
ali says
July 2, 2008 at 1:13 pmwhatever. you are way hotter.
Chicky Chicky Baby says
July 2, 2008 at 1:14 pmYou don’t want him anyway, doll. He’s looking puffy, fer chrissake.
Brando says
July 2, 2008 at 1:19 pmBossy, try standing outside his window playing Peter Gabriel. At least until the police arrive.
Jenn @ Juggling Life says
July 2, 2008 at 1:31 pmI’m not really down with all the commenters dissing on John. He’s a real guy and real guys AGE. Just like us real gals.
Better that than ending up like Kenny Rogers.
meercat manor says
July 2, 2008 at 1:35 pmHe has so hit the wall. Move on girl.
Vicki says
July 2, 2008 at 1:52 pmI have to say he’s got like 4 chins in that pick. Time to move on. But on the bright side at least he doesn’t look like Burt Reynolds…lol. Mr. Plastic.
Laura says
July 2, 2008 at 2:00 pmHe looked a lot cuter when he was on Keith Olbermann a couple weeks ago. I love it when he gets all political and calls the Bush administration “unlawful.” Hell to the yes!
Grandma J says
July 2, 2008 at 2:09 pmNo, that’s just not right! What was he thinking? And who does Jodi O’Keefe think she is?
But honestly Bossy? Your BBF is starting to look like a buffoon. Dump him!
apathy lounge says
July 2, 2008 at 2:33 pmPerhaps this sounds a little blasphemous…but you must comfort yourself with the fact that his unhappiness with her has resulted in his growing a second chin, if you will. From where I sit he looks a little too much like a middle-aged Jughead from the Archie comics. It’s due to life without you, dear Bossy.
Heather says
July 2, 2008 at 2:39 pmWait, Hallie, BRAT PACK? I thought you had to be in “St. Elmo’s” fire to be part of the Brat Pack. Or AT LEAST “The Outsiders”.
Bossy, maybe you should just upgrade to Daniel Craig.
Adorable Girlfriend says
July 2, 2008 at 2:55 pmGF? That would be Bossy. That B needs to get out of Bossy’s seat!!!
Jennifer, Playgroups are no place for children says
July 2, 2008 at 3:13 pmNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I’m supposed to be sending you a pic for the ol’ blogroll, aren’t I? So behind am I.
carolyn says
July 2, 2008 at 3:49 pmOh Bossy, she’s a total beard. He can’t let the world know he’s pining away for your old married ass.
Sass E-mum says
July 2, 2008 at 3:51 pmShe says, ‘Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if Bossy saw us here?’
He thinks, ‘I’m boned.’
Nichol says
July 2, 2008 at 3:51 pmHe’s looking awkward and she’s looking like OMG, when will this torture end, ha ha ha? Bossy has nothing to worry about!!!
ilinap says
July 2, 2008 at 3:53 pmHe’s going with the “Love the one you’re with” philosophy.
I lived in Evanston and swear all I did was try to find John Cusack. Could explain the grad school grades.
Aimee says
July 2, 2008 at 4:14 pmHe’s cheating on me?
Mary Alice says
July 2, 2008 at 4:27 pmI am so sorry you had to find out like this Bossy. Someone should have told you before it was splashed in the papers.
Manic Mommy says
July 2, 2008 at 4:29 pmDon’t even worry about that Katie Holmes-wanna be! And yeah, JC’s looking a little flaccid.
Julianne says
July 2, 2008 at 4:34 pmIt’s just a mid-life, turning 42 birthday thing.
Really – we all know that you would totally turn his head if your paths ever crossed.
Oh yeah – I had to stop myself from saying that all of Bossy’s gal pals will snap her like a twig if ever we saw her in Chi-town. But really, it’s not her fault. We should be mad at him .
biddy says
July 2, 2008 at 5:07 pmit’s a good thing you have 12 other husbands to keep you occupied!!
Sarah says
July 2, 2008 at 5:11 pmAlthough I too wish I were his girlfriend, I guess I DO want him to be happy….
Mr Farty says
July 2, 2008 at 5:28 pmThat bitch has got Fag Hag written all over her. He’s gay. Move on.
Ellie says
July 2, 2008 at 5:35 pmYou know what? He *IS* looking rough. Very puffy. Very unworthy. And her?? Pfffft.
oliver rain says
July 2, 2008 at 7:15 pmOh Bossy. I’m sure we can pay someone to take her out. It might cost $5000 but he’s worth it right. Maybe we should start a collection.
kate says
July 2, 2008 at 7:43 pmfrick.
Melissa in NZ says
July 2, 2008 at 8:05 pmThere-there, Bossy …
surcie says
July 2, 2008 at 8:12 pmModel/actress? PTOOEY! And she’s, like, twenty? PUH-LEEZE. Sooooo predictable.
But he’s still cute.
surcie says
July 2, 2008 at 8:13 pmOkay, I think she’s in her 30s. Early 30s. But still.
meleah rebeccah says
July 2, 2008 at 8:57 pmcheating bastard!!
Caroline says
July 2, 2008 at 9:13 pmOh, Bossy. [pat, pat, comfort, comfort, gin, gin.] I am sorry about John’s short attention span. What I strongly suggest is that you ENGAGE. Of course you already know that he blogs on the Huffington Post, right? and if ever there was a woman who could respond eloquently and provocatively to a Politically-Oriented Blog–with pictures! and diagrams! and dramatic reenactments starring Barbie and Midge and Headless Ken! and Wise Words of Caution Regarding Appropriate Baseball Game Dates–it is YOU.
I bet she dots “Jodi” with a little HEART. A smiley-faced heart!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-cusack/
Meg says
July 2, 2008 at 9:26 pmBossy,
It’s clear your fans are not true fans of OUR JC. It’s not about his chins. It’s his boy-like charm, his charisma, his lefty politics, his eyebrows, his love of The Clash.
Do they own the Jack Bull?
No.
Do they have drinks at the Green Mill?
No.
Have they even mentioned Pushing Tin?
No.
Bossy, I am devastated with you. Truly.
And yet…I’m thinking Jeff Tweedy is from Chicago and kind of cute and a musician like your hubby. And…no…it’s just not the same. There is only one John. But remember, unlike Tweedy, he hasn’t yet been able to stay in a relationship.
There is hope!!!!!
Meg says
July 2, 2008 at 9:32 pmps Do your fans have ads for John Cusack ringtones on their blogs like I do?
No.
Because Bossy, we alone, worship this man. They cannot possibly know what we’re going through.
hana says
July 2, 2008 at 9:53 pmI half agree wth Dara:
Gene Hackman & Katie Holmes!
amyinbc says
July 2, 2008 at 10:17 pmThat cheating BASTARD!!! He told me he was going that game with his sister!
mn says
July 2, 2008 at 10:38 pmyou like cusack, as in you LOVE him…?
huh.
not to gossip but i heard he has the personality of soap. but i could be totally wrong since i’ve never actually talked to any soap or even soap people for that matter.
it’s the aging body, the receding hair line…i get it, i see how you roll. i know it’s mean. sorry.
mn says
July 2, 2008 at 10:42 pmbut if he called the bush administration unlawful, then I”m all for him baby!
JCK says
July 3, 2008 at 12:09 amI don’t know…it looks like he’s fakin’ the smile. I believe his mind is elsewhere. On Bossy perhaps?
Claire in CA, USA says
July 3, 2008 at 12:33 amNnnnnoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t share him with Bossy AND Jodi!!! Who the heck is she anyway!!! Nevermind, I don’t want to know. She’s dirt.
islaygirl says
July 3, 2008 at 6:12 amimdb says they’ve been together since 2003. and we’ll notice that they still aren’t married. (See: Neve Campbell, see: every other long-term gf he’s had)
Bossy, he’s just waiting until Mr. Bossy rides off into the sunset, clearly.
David says
July 3, 2008 at 8:45 amDon’t be greedy.
Kelly says
July 3, 2008 at 9:13 amThese comments are killing me. IMO, Cusack has nothing on The Silver Fox.
The Domestic Goddess says
July 3, 2008 at 10:10 amThat bastard….
JoeInVegas says
July 3, 2008 at 10:23 amOH, sorry.
Beth says
July 3, 2008 at 12:00 pmSign of the decline of standards in the media. If they had any fact-checkers over there at the Sun-Times News Group, they’d see that the woman is, in fact, ME, giving him glamour-lesbian advice on how to romance his way back into Bossy’s good graces. Somebody write the editor, please; I don’t want to look too self-promoting.
Rosie says
July 3, 2008 at 12:43 pmIf John C =’s soap, then sign me up for that bath, baby!
Jennifer says
July 3, 2008 at 5:44 pmHi Bossy–You might want to read my post about the time I stole John Cusack’s mail!
http://thefunhousejennifer.blogspot.com/2008/06/time-i-stole-john-cusacks-mail.html
janey says
July 4, 2008 at 12:25 amI love John and his sister Joan. Great actors.
I too find the anti John comments rather offensive in regards to his looks/weight/ageing. Yeah women actors/stars are subjected to it all the time but WE are above that as women aren’t we?? Especially as Bossy Readers!
erin says
July 7, 2008 at 2:48 amSomehow, I can’t picture him outside her house holding a jambox… it won’t last.
Jen @ Daily Mish Mash says
July 7, 2008 at 9:04 pmI agree with the above comment…this is just a ploy to make you jealous.
Assertagirl says
July 9, 2008 at 6:40 pmHe is still cute, even with that double chin.
Mari says
July 15, 2008 at 3:54 amWell, I’m just glad she isn’t going by Lodi-Lynn O’Keefe anymore? ANd yay for GoogleReader, which si how I found you.