The live CNN presidential debate poll. It’s not that Bossy implicitly trusts CNN or isn’t usually one-trillion percent annoyed by graphics in the middle of her TV screen, but this particular CNN poll during the last Obama/McCain debate made Bossy giggle.
Why, of course Bossy will tell you why: because the streaming poll displayed the live opinion of undecided voters in Ohio, and it broke it down to “men” and “women”– and the women line was orange. Anyway: all Barack had to do was climb from his stool, and the undecided women line would shoot up to infinity.
Ha! I didn’t watch on CNN, and now I’m kind of sad I missed that aspect. I probably would have giggled my butt off and missed the important parts.
See the woman in blue right over Barack’s shoulder? My kids were laughing at the expression on her face whenever Barack talked–she just smiled and smiled and had huge moony eyes–and I had to cop to the the fact that that is exactly how I would look sitting ten feet away from Sen Obama. Sigh.
It’s a koan that makes you want to curl up with Stella and suck your thumb. Kind of like the sound of one hand clapping for Bossy, which I am making right now. I think.
yeah, cause…
He’s a father figure,
a manly man,
soooo presidential,
knows how to treat his wife (and don’t get me started about how this is the first time, maybe EVER, that there will be intimacy and sex between pres and 1st lady in the white house)
is the best daddy to his girls
a world leader
in other words, someone to be trusted with your life.
Dammit! I watched it on PBS!
I have it bad for Obama. I haven’t been so starstruck since I was in high school and practiced writing Mrs. David Lee Roth in the margins of my English notebook.
There is something about Barack’s picture and the use of the words “streaming” and “shooting up to infinity” that has had me very decidedly tense all day.
In a good way, of course.
So, I’m not alone. I mean a saw Gwyneth Paltrow’s pin that says “I’ve got a crush on Obama” but …she’s Gwyneth. But I do have an “I’m an Obama Mam ” tee.
Let’s face it, he is effing hot, hotter than JFk, the closest to a hot prez we’ve had, and dammit, it’s about time we had ourselves a hottie leading the free world. And his voice – i looove to hear that man speak. Da-zaham,.
“mama.” I meant Obama Mama. you knew that.
Those lines give me hives.
So, while I was at the airport this morning, I heard some guy on CNN say that the elderly population in Florida is going to vote for McCain because they are “his peeps” which just sounded TOTALLY ridiculous coming from a reporter in a suit. His peeps.
If I had to choose between making out with him or electing him President, but not both, it would be a Very Hard Choice. It might kill me.