This is a picture of nirvana. It’s nirvana because Bossy finally decided to replace her very old and tired vegetable peeler with a young and ambitious vegetable peeler of the Good Grip variety.
Less than $8 provided the very thin line between sanity and the straight jacket, people, but how many years do you think it took Bossy to fork over this money? And see how Bossy did that? Stuck a utensil reference in the middle of her utensil post?
Bossy can sum up her joy regarding the replacement of her Good Grip peeler this way: Beets, potatoes, and carrots? Bossy is looking at you, chumps.
Which is what today’s Ten-Word Challenge is all about? In exactly ten words, can you tell Bossy about something in your life — little or big — that needs replacing?
And be sure to check back later today for the best replacement threats on the web.
If you missed last week’s challenge, click here to read the first recipes attempted by Bossy’s council when they were kids. In ten words, of course.
Bev says
September 21, 2010 at 11:43 amNew vacuum this week; latest in long history of rejects.
snowwhite says
September 21, 2010 at 11:44 amMost favorite pair of summer wedge sandals….tears of sorrow.
Jean says
September 21, 2010 at 11:46 amHolly bush, I watered you faithfully. Why did you die?
kathleen says
September 21, 2010 at 11:47 amwhole kitchen needs replacing- doors falling off-clincher-no dishwasher
kathleen says
September 21, 2010 at 11:50 amwhole wardrobe- Fall finery not so fine- like me, tired
Summer says
September 21, 2010 at 11:50 amAchy neck tells me it’s time for a new pillow.
Kizz says
September 21, 2010 at 11:52 amGiant, soul-sucking microwave: Take over the kitchen counter no more!
Kate says
September 21, 2010 at 11:54 amCar. Unfortunately, it’s too expensive and too many problems, and it’s breaking my heart!
kathleen says
September 21, 2010 at 11:55 amHusband- not forever, just when he’s in nagging mode
Kris says
September 21, 2010 at 12:01 pmGreen pajama pants. Thread bare, holes in waistband. Love them!
Scottsdale Girl says
September 21, 2010 at 12:04 pmElectrical wiring to entire house, I like to live dangerously
APeetsMom says
September 21, 2010 at 12:04 pmOur lumpy-stuck-in-a-hole-oh-my-back-mattress!
Judy says
September 21, 2010 at 12:11 pmRefrigerator has leak, cost to replace it makes me weak!
Little Miss Sunshine State says
September 21, 2010 at 12:18 pmLost weight. My skin is saggy. So are my clothes.
Karen says
September 21, 2010 at 12:22 pmDid the peeler, too. Can I replace my husband next?
BOSSY says
September 21, 2010 at 12:22 pm#14s response reminded Bossy her answer is Boobs. New Rack.
WebSavvyMom says
September 21, 2010 at 12:27 pm–>My scale. Want one that lies and says I’m skinny.
puzzlegal says
September 21, 2010 at 12:32 pmFitted sheet, are my elbows so pointy that they tear?
Linda_M says
September 21, 2010 at 12:42 pmAt-home care for elderly mom no longer enough. Sigh.
mo b. says
September 21, 2010 at 12:45 pmnew washer just installed..quiet & fills so quick…awesome
KathyB says
September 21, 2010 at 1:07 pmSun room addition to stop basement leaks. Much follows that.
Amy in NJ says
September 21, 2010 at 1:12 pmdryer stopped working in August no more romance in line drying
yvonne nc says
September 21, 2010 at 1:30 pmdeck – boards, railings, stairs, stain to keep it from falling down.
Bri says
September 21, 2010 at 1:35 pmGood tweezers. looking like Bert & Ernie till they reappear.
The Domestic Goddess says
September 21, 2010 at 1:41 pmTired, worn out twenty-five-year-old carpets. Sooooo Gross.
Jenn @ Juggling LIfe says
September 21, 2010 at 2:07 pmImpossible to replace gums; will just continue with repair. Sigh.
Meg at the Members Lounge says
September 21, 2010 at 2:16 pmCan we replace body parts? I need a new back!
Annie says
September 21, 2010 at 2:23 pmMy son who is an adult, but doesn’t act it.
kristin @ going country says
September 21, 2010 at 2:34 pmThe toilet seat, cracked now for over a month. Classy.
kristin @ going country says
September 21, 2010 at 2:38 pmThe crappy coffee maker, held together with a rubber band.
kristin @ going country says
September 21, 2010 at 2:40 pmMy shoes–the soles leak and get my socks wet.
bossy's friend martha says
September 21, 2010 at 2:40 pmcondensation causing bathroom light to drip rust blood into sink.
kristin @ going country says
September 21, 2010 at 2:40 pmThe chicken coop door–broken frame+ripped wire=unsafe chickens.
kristin @ going country says
September 21, 2010 at 2:42 pmMy laundry basket–the handles are wrapped in duct tape.
lora says
September 21, 2010 at 2:42 pmBossy,
my vegetable peeler is so old, you can hardly see the scar from when I peeled off part of my thumb with it.
peeling the very first potato I ever peeled.
thirty years ago.
kristin @ going country says
September 21, 2010 at 2:43 pmEverything in my life seems busted at the moment. Fun!
bossy's friend martha says
September 21, 2010 at 2:43 pmswiveling kitchen faucet stuck… know it will snap if forced.
bossy's friend martha says
September 21, 2010 at 2:44 pmRefrigerator door handle broke off. Only $100 to replace…why???
bossy's friend martha says
September 21, 2010 at 2:45 pmHoles in screen door won’t keep bugs or birds out.
Jami says
September 21, 2010 at 2:47 pmSome of the “M”s on some of my identification papers.
Bellacantare says
September 21, 2010 at 3:13 pmAfter seven years – my career – but where does one start?
Meredith says
September 21, 2010 at 3:15 pmTile kitchen countertop of sadness; wish it were granite instead.
Meredith says
September 21, 2010 at 3:17 pmBaby, for one that sleeps through the night. Kidding, kinda.
rockle says
September 21, 2010 at 3:36 pmMy haircut, my job, my fat pants, my tatty underpants.
kate says
September 21, 2010 at 3:52 pmOh job from heck, 2 weeks, not bittersweet just sweet
Jennifer T says
September 21, 2010 at 4:08 pmVeggie peeler’s blade pops out mid-use, kinda defeats the purpose.
GreatAunt says
September 21, 2010 at 4:16 pmMy career search yields no results. Someone please hire me!
AngAK says
September 21, 2010 at 4:22 pmbattered slip-on Nike’s. new pair every year.
RuthWells says
September 21, 2010 at 4:29 pmKidney. Stuck at 24% function; need to get sicker first!
Sanna says
September 21, 2010 at 4:34 pmEntire life needs reboot, but attitude could probably use work.
Lisa says
September 21, 2010 at 4:37 pmMy old bathroom sinks in the house that I just bought that is mine, mine, mine. I really hope every gets what they need replaced….or fixed or just employed. Wish there was a national helping hands network where women could lend each other time in their dryers or people could volunteer their time to fix plumbing or get leads for economical used appliances. Sigh……
Chrissy says
September 21, 2010 at 5:17 pmFlabby bottom and stomach. Maybe intense sweaty yoga will help.
Amelia says
September 21, 2010 at 5:22 pmI want to replace my ex with one less crazy.
DebbyABQ says
September 21, 2010 at 5:29 pmWould like to replace my unemployment check with a paycheck!!
Reeb says
September 21, 2010 at 5:39 pmBad yoga teacher(s). Sure wish for just the right one.
Reeb says
September 21, 2010 at 5:39 pmHow can I have this many jeans/pants that don’t fit?
Reeb says
September 21, 2010 at 5:41 pmMy new veggie peeler makes me smile too. So sharp!
Husband’s very set in his ways. Uses old veg peeler.
Susan says
September 21, 2010 at 5:53 pmFoyer rugs have got to go-dogs sliding on them!
Annie says
September 21, 2010 at 6:17 pmMy roof, windows and doors … please, just shoot me now!
aj in Houston says
September 21, 2010 at 6:20 pma/c crapped out unexpectedly–can you say maxxed credit card??
Kristi says
September 21, 2010 at 7:10 pmSome new eyes would be nice. Cataracts BE GONE!
Lorie says
September 21, 2010 at 8:58 pmPlanning kitchen reno. Roof started leaking. Kitchen reno on hold.
Carroll says
September 21, 2010 at 9:07 pmMy car. But I love her so much! Poor Thelma
Catherine McP says
September 21, 2010 at 9:48 pmVacuum, mine sucks. Guess if it did, wouldnt need new.
Dishrags, mine stink. Even after washing, Is it the water?
Fans, mine all died. In Arizona and need them stat.
Man, I could go on and on, but petty crap.
Cupcake Murphy says
September 21, 2010 at 10:35 pmShower head drips maniacally while bathing—causes confusion and torment.
Maggie says
September 21, 2010 at 11:04 pmKitchen updated except floor. Ran out of money and energy.
Bonnie says
September 22, 2010 at 12:10 amThe cat shredded upholstery on sofas – embarrassed to have company!
JaneK says
September 22, 2010 at 8:41 amokay….so this isn’t 10 words but I have so much to replace right now to start a new life and have been feeling a little sorry for myself but it helped reading other’s trauma that were written with a little sense humor….made me realize that we all face some kind of s**t and I’m not alone and we can all support each other and give each other a smile in the process! THANKS for sharing everyone!
TanyaK says
September 22, 2010 at 9:21 amNeed new dehumidifier – could anything be more boring to buy?
Reeb says
September 22, 2010 at 1:16 pmExciting new stuff!!! Furnace, gas line, water heater, garage door.
That’s actually my sister’s replacement list. Also a new roof.
Dontcha hate it when money goes to invisible house items?
leslie (crookedstamper) says
September 22, 2010 at 9:12 pmOld body needs replacing with body of someone who exercises.
Debra says
September 23, 2010 at 8:21 amUgh – my vacuum cleaner !! The cord is frayed in many many places which I have tried (unsuccessfully) to seal with duct tape. The mechanism that keeps it upright is broken so it continually comes crashing to the ground and the plastic tube is cracked so I have to hold it together when I vacuum to get any suction. I hate the sucker
Margie says
September 23, 2010 at 12:14 pmHouse was struck by lightning. More than ten word story.
Coco says
September 23, 2010 at 5:15 pmAll my clothes.
janet says
September 23, 2010 at 6:52 pmSomething in my life that needs replacing is “my life”.
Bridget says
September 23, 2010 at 7:34 pmDishwasher, roof, front wall, bathroom floor, winter coat – enough said!
Heidi says
September 26, 2010 at 11:46 pmMy friends might say I could use a new attitude.
Mother Chaos says
September 27, 2010 at 5:21 pmMY vegetable peeler. Put off 12 years. And still counting.