This is the sink in the break room at Bossy’s office after, oh, twenty minutes. Caffeine drives the economy.
Archives for January 2012
Childhood Fears Real And Imagined But Mostly Real
When Bossy was a girl she was told you could never look in the direction of anyone welding because your eyes would burn. So basically Bossy spent her childhood navigating a cityscape of blowtorches, terrified even the smallest amount of peeking would result in the riotous downfall of civilization. Or Bossy’s retina in flames, whichever…
To Watch TV With Bossy Is An Exercise In Patience
You know how some people have that strain of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder where they think they unwittingly killed someone with their car so they keep driving back to check? Well it’s just like that with Bossy, except in her case it’s an obsessive compulsive need to figure out who everyone looks like, which she then…