Bossy walked through her house And she saw nothing odd Just dog hair and dust Collecting! Oh gahhhh‘d She was deep in her thoughts When, suddenly, she spied it She saw the pale grey ski coat With nobody inside it She wasn’t scared. But yet, she stopped Why would a coat be there? Why would…
bossy does dr. seuss
Ten-Word Tuesday. Now With 40% More Dr. Seuss
There you sat in Trader Joe’s On the counter, free as air There to solve all dry skin woes “Press my nozzle if you dare,” Now Bossy isn’t fond of scents Too flowery or overwrought But in this blogger’s own defense She sprayed the perfume others bought But Bossy thought she’d try you out Looking…
Dr. Seuss’ Ode To A Blog Conference
Poor Bossy is home while most bloggers are not They’re off having fun, leaving Bossy with squat Appearing on panels and winning Best Blog While in a big heap, Bossy lies with her dog Of course Bossy’s talking about Mom two-point-oh A summit in Houston, but did Bossy go? No—it cost too much money, at…