Yesterday Bossy travelled to New York City to use a few public restrooms. And she swears this had nothing to do with the need to get her hair trimmed, where swears equals the curses lobbed at Bossy by her Poverty Party participants.
And while in New York City, Bossy fell in love with a new gay:
Bossy’s new gay with his smart suit jacket and shorts passed in front of Bossy as Bossy was exiting Macy’s, which had everything to do with Macy’s delightful restroom and absolutely nothing to do with Bossy’s new sunglasses.
Bossy’s new gay exuded fun and had a snarky optimistic air which instantly reminded Bossy of her friend Vuboq. So Bossy trailed her new gay for a few blocks, plotting ways to bring he and Vuboq together:
Next Bossy used a restroom on the fifth floor of a rehabilitated warehouse which coincidentally houses Bossy’s Italian boyfriend.
Next Bossy met up with her son and walked to a restroom. A restroom attached to a lovely outdoor cafe featuring Pinot Noir and a shared order of pâté.
And while sitting in the outdoor cafe attached to the lovely restroom, Bossy and her son saw a guy walking down the street with a cat perched upright on his head! Unlike the surrounding natives who ignored the sight, Bossy decided to scramble for her camera to capture this image for her readers!
And then Bossy and her son walked to the park where Bossy spied a girl with a hula hoop:
Bossy admits she became more than a little mesmerized by the girl’s ass and the possibility that hula hooping creates panty lines only Jennifer Lopez can get away with.
Next Bossy and her son walked to a restroom surrounded by thai food. And then the two stood outside of a bustling train station and said their goodbyes, Bossy shouting orders at her baby son’s back as he disappeared into the thick crowd, such as, “Look both ways before crossing the street!”
corrie says
May 14, 2009 at 9:24 amCouldn’t think of a better reason to scope out bathrooms than these!
P.S. The Boyfriend would be a better choice for Vuboq!
MariaV says
May 14, 2009 at 9:37 amWait! Finals are over. Why didn’t Bossy’s baby son return home with her?
I’m not manic about panty lines, but even those would annoy me.
bossys mom says
May 14, 2009 at 9:41 ambossy mom needed to be there because she needs Bossys sons celebration attached to a rest room, along with THE haircut attached….wine attached….thai attached…and THE park.
furiousBall says
May 14, 2009 at 9:49 amthat purple collar… it is popped
vuboq says
May 14, 2009 at 9:51 amvuboq is ok with being married off. as long as he is rich and cute.
Amber Star says
May 14, 2009 at 10:02 amI wish NY was closer so we could just pop into the city whenever the mood struck, and see very odd things and people.
Grandma J says
May 14, 2009 at 10:21 amBossy should write a tourist guide to restrooms because she knows where the best facilities are, and what wine goes with them.
Kelly says
May 14, 2009 at 11:16 amLooks like a wonderful day, with excellently planned bathroom breaks!
joeinvegas says
May 14, 2009 at 11:18 amAre those panty lines or did she just paint her butt blue? Whichever, I am mesmerized too. (sorry Vuboq)
DemMom says
May 14, 2009 at 11:36 amI can’t really tell… does the hula hoop girl have on pants? tights? a skirt? Saw a hula hoop girl at a Jerry Garcia Band concert the other night. She was very annoyed by the people who kept “walking by” and evidently disturbing her hooping!
David says
May 14, 2009 at 11:41 amI’ve seen the guy with the cat on his head before. He is all over the city.
Now I hope you’ll all pardon me as I lock myself in the bathroom and weep inconsolably because I was snubbed yet again during a Bossy visit to NYC.
Reeb says
May 14, 2009 at 11:47 amPretty disappointed that you didn’t get a photo of the cat-on-head guy. I know you have your priorities, as clearly exhibited, but you could have set down the glass for a moment to satisfy my curiosity. Since I don’t get to be all over the city like the recently snubbed David.
What was everyone looking at off-camera-right in the first hula hoop photo?
bossys mom says
May 14, 2009 at 11:49 amDavid obviously doesn’t have a restroom.
POD says
May 14, 2009 at 12:15 pmDid you get the gay guy’s name at least?
Well Read Hostess says
May 14, 2009 at 12:23 pmWhere “baby son” equals person taller than BOSSY who is registered to vote and eats pate with pinot noir.
hula hooper in the city says
May 14, 2009 at 12:25 pmI’m sorry. I’ve been asking my friends to send me off to Stacy and Clinton for months and months! I want some new clothes, so I was only wearing those God awful leggings and granny panties in hopes that it would finally push them over the edge to start taping the secret footage. Stacy! Clinton! Save me from myself!
Domesic Goddess (in training) says
May 14, 2009 at 12:29 pmSeriously, is this really Bossy’s life? Because yesterday I toted my baby and toddler to a friend’s house to paint, came home, put them to bed for a nap, argued with my juvenile deliquent stepdaughter, made dinner, got boys up from naps, received emails from delinquent’s teacher about her future in prison, played wiht boys, and put all three children to bed. I want Bossy’s day instead.
foolery says
May 14, 2009 at 12:38 pmSo is it the Year of the Moccasin or WHAT?! Hello, 1974? Your shoes are here . . .
Hokie Deb says
May 14, 2009 at 1:50 pm–>My eyes! My eyes! I can’t stand those crazy panty lines.
http://thaxtonfam.blogspot.com
Momo Fali says
May 14, 2009 at 3:32 pmWhy are we talking about panty lines? Shouldn’t we be talking about her pants?
Debby says
May 14, 2009 at 3:46 pmSounds like a delightful day but you must have been drinking pre-Macy’s godawful pink tile restroom because I’ve been there and it wasn’t pretty. Gah!
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
May 14, 2009 at 7:53 pmThat James Dean with the cat on his head? He was in Virginia back in the 1980’s in Charlottesville… when I was in college.
Right before a Talking Heads concert I __________________ * and after that /right before the concert I saw him! Plain as day! Neither he nor that cat has aged one bit.
* Where ________equals things only a stupid teenager would do. These stupid things are really not advisable before attending a concert with a million other people who are all staring at you, pointing at you, whispering about you, conspiring against you and hogging all the 7-11 nachos and burritos.
Happily Employed Susan says
May 14, 2009 at 8:07 pmThat’s a nice ass underneath those bad blue pants.
Helena says
May 14, 2009 at 8:11 pmSlack bladder?
The Domestic Goddess says
May 14, 2009 at 9:33 pmDood. The hair. Where’s that picture?
unruly helpmeet says
May 14, 2009 at 10:10 pmI’m suburb born and bred, but I sometimes dream of a day as full of random wackiness as what you captured in your precious city. That is just marvelous!
ayerishgrl says
May 14, 2009 at 10:12 pmDavid, is there room in that bathroom for two? I’m in NYC as well and missed Bossy… and i was even in Macy’s yesterday!
ayerishgrl says
May 14, 2009 at 10:15 pmSo is it the Year of the Moccasin or WHAT?! Hello, 1974? Your shoes are here . . .
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foolery- the moccasins seem to be very chi chi in NYC this year!
Sissy says
May 15, 2009 at 12:15 amI must say this to Bossy’s Gays. Your websites are way too graphics intensive where”intensive” equals your photos have obviously not been “optimized for web” because they take FOREVER and a day to load even on a wireless connection. Also, when they eventually do load (and it will take a while), they require a disclaimer to those mousy housewives of us with little kids wandering thru the kitchen at any moment. Trying to help by clicking thru, but just sayin’,
Evolving says
May 15, 2009 at 4:43 amI love how Bossy’s boyfriend gestures artistically over the magic markers he dyed your hair with.
WHERE ARE THE HAIR PHOTOS? Seriously.
SherylW says
May 15, 2009 at 11:17 amBossys son needs to flee the city in honor of swine flu and summer
zelzee says
May 15, 2009 at 12:36 pmexcuse me, I’m going to dig my moccasins out of the trash!
Little Miss Sunshine State says
May 15, 2009 at 3:27 pmAre you SURE Bossy’s New Gay is really gay? What gave it away?
He looks like he’s taking a picture of the female in front of him with a monkey bag on her butt.
Cactus Petunia says
May 15, 2009 at 5:16 pmBossy would love my sister, who feels it is her civic duty to inspect and rate all restrooms attached to anywhere she goes.
No photos of the haircut or Son of Bossy?
Christopher says
June 8, 2009 at 8:32 pmhttp://quiteallright.blogspot.com/2009/04/union-square-cat-trick.html