Bossy was supposed to wake to Tropical Storm Hanna pounding her parched neighborhood. Bossy organized all kinds of storm distractions in anticipation, such as bacon and Netflix and more bacon. Bossy’s daughter has brownie mix at the ready and a stack of library books. But no storm. Yet. How’s the weather where you are?
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Wait, it gets worse: Bossy actually has two sons.
In 1994 Bossy and her husband and son moved from the city to a small house in a smaller neighborhood. Bossy’s son was four-years-old, and he had to abandon his preschool pals in the city—but he was excited to have a yard, so it all evened out. And for the first few months Bossy’s son…
Have You Met Bossy’s Boyfriend, Bill Clinton?
Maybe you’ve heard of him? Tall, sexy. Used to be President of the United States? Anyway. Last night he spoke at the Democratic National Convention and Bossy is here to report: he’s still got it. His easy style and no-nonsense argument nearly made Bossy forget that she wanted to break up with Bill Clinton a…