There are few things Bossy finds more entertaining that spying someone who looks like someone else, especially if that someone else is famous. In fact, Bossy has a compulsive habit of casting people in her head. All day, every day.
In addition, Bossy makes her loved ones cast people Bossy has not yet met, so she can better organize that stranger in her thoughts. To spend an evening with Bossy is to understand that someone may look like the baby of James Brown and Margaret Thatcher.
Which is why Bossy was so delighted to find herself caught in the labyrinth of a Talent Agency website that specializes in celebrity lookalikes. Shall we begin?
Pierce Brosnan:
David Bowie:
Mick Jagger:
Oprah Winfrey:
Billy Ray Cyrus:
Justin Timberlake:
Oh no they dih’int:
Paul McCartney:
And a parade of George Clooneys:
Sometimes the celebrity lookalikes are sent out together, as in the case of The Sopranos Cast:
And finally, Ray Charles:
Testing. 1-2. This is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, Bossy would have thrown this broken comment section up against the wall and watch it slide to the floor.
Ahhh. Mondays.
Oh LOOK! The formatting is gone. STEP ONE in project comment recovery.
Testing…
Testing, eh? Moose.
I thought the girl with Not George Clooney was an actual blowup doll. Then I realized it was Not Paris Hilton.
I don’t really have to type out the punchline here, do I?
timberlake looks like he’s made of wax
No, that’s just wrong! What’s with Timberlake’s hairline?
You know, a few days ago, I had a really witty comment written here that wouldn’t post, and now I can’t remember it. It had something to do with the Pierce Brosnan look-a-like being pretty good, if it was 1989. I think I also said that any Paul McCartney impersonator worth his salt would know that Paul is LEFT-HANDED. Turn that guitar around, Skippy!
I do the exact same thing. Like all the time. it’s bad. In my job I have to set up very important corporate types for interviews with our company. It’s kind of a big deal and last week i couldn’t stop telling one guy how much he looked like Jeremy Piven. My boss didn’t find it nearly as interesting as I did. Oh well.
I am the only one who thinks David Bowie looks like a woman???
The guy being marketed as Paul McCartney looks as if he is the offspring (if it were possible) of Paul McCartney and Dana Carvey – perhaps he got his right-handedness, as another commenter noted, from the Dana side of the equasion.
Oy, some of these are absolutely terrible. I have to admit, Bossy, I too chortled heartily at the picture of “Tony Soprano”.