The following diorama was constructed by Bossy’s 11-year-old daughter. It depicts an average day in the life of a Native American Seminole tribe: Each of the above numbers corresponds to a Seminole figure performing the various tribe jobs which were equally divided between the men and the women. Here a Seminole woman weeds the garden…
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Bossy’s Weblog Award For Funniest Blog Acceptance Speech. First Draft.
Thank you, thank you. Really, a standing ovation? Thank you. Please everyone—have a seat. What’s that? You’re just waiting for a bus? Then Bossy will be brief. This year’s victory is dedicated to him: Because Bossy’s friend Bobo voted for Bossy once on his work computer. He thinks. Unless he accidentally voted for someone else….
Yet Another Little Known Fact.
Now your bug-infested anemic no-flower ass is going to bloom? Really, now?